Little T-Rex

Just here to avoid face to face contact.

[Little T-Rex @LittleTRex2]

Probably time ACTUALLY do something now, wouldn't you say? For an act that was drafted three years ago, it's definitely time to sign the #koalaprotectionact. https://t.co/Jy6ictcgJ6

[Little T-Rex @LittleTRex2]

@TonyAbbottMHR Australians remembering Bob Hawke: He was such a too bloke 😍😍
Australians remembering Tony Abbott: Was that the bloke that wore budgie smugglers and had the piss taken out of him by some American comedian? 🤔

#BobHawke rest in peace, big man. You were a legend.

[Little T-Rex @LittleTRex2]

Of all the shows you could have cancelled @netflix, surely there are a thousand that are more deserving of such an ignominious end than #SantaClaritaDiet. That show is AMAZING.

[Little T-Rex @LittleTRex2]

Cleaning out my cupboard today, I found this bucket of @Coles "rainbow chocolate balls" with a use by date of April 2014!!! They still look the same, haven't changed. No mold, no discoloration. What is in these things?? #cookie #scary #Coles

[Little T-Rex @LittleTRex2]

The moment you realise your adult kids really have moved out: when the dishwasher only contains wine glasses, whiskey glasses and cheese knives.
#emptynesters #lifewithoutkids #adulting #livingmybestlife

[Hal Lublin (He/Him) @hallublin]

Clap clap clapclapclap

[Little T-Rex @LittleTRex2]

@billshortenmp told Leigh Sales that if people met him they'd like him. He also mentioned having a BBQ at someone's house.
I'm seriously inviting you to a BBQ at my place on the Gold Coast with me, my husband and our two adult children. #winusover #auspol

[Little T-Rex @LittleTRex2]

"Y'know, I can take ownership of my own flaws." - Mike.
Awww, can you Mike? You legend, taking responsibility for your shit behaviour, FINALLY. Admitting he's not 100% in the right in all instances must have been a KILLER. #MAFS #MAFSAU

[Little T-Rex @LittleTRex2]

As much as she drives me crazy, Heidi is looking stunning for her final vows. #MAFS #MAFSAU

[ITV News Calendar @itvcalendar]

Ben Parkinson has finally won his fight for a long-term care package, more than 12 years after he suffered catastrophic injuries. He is the most wounded British soldier from the war in Afghanistan.

[Little T-Rex @LittleTRex2]

@timberwolfoz There's been a few aeroplane ears tonight. He's just not impressed by Mike's nonsense. And he loved the extra scratches ❤

[Little T-Rex @LittleTRex2]

By the look on my cats face, even he can't listen to Mike's self serving, arrogant bullshit. #MAFS #MAFSAU

[Little T-Rex @LittleTRex2]

Heidi is incredibly painful to watch but her dedication and commitment to gold glitter eyelids is awe inspiring. #MAFS #MAFSAU

[Little T-Rex @LittleTRex2]

@Scorp8

[100% Trustable @Scorp8]

Dan just proving the old saying “one man’s trash is another Dan’s Jessika” #MAFS #MAFSAU

[Benjamin Law 羅旭能 @mrbenjaminlaw]

White people love:

• Chicken breast
• Wearing shoes indoors
• Public broadcasting
• Qantas lounge
• Insisting we all belong to one race, the human race, and that you must actually be the racist if you’re so obsessed with racism, you massive racist
• Country Road

[Little T-Rex @LittleTRex2]

Ning's slap down on Martha! She used the mum voice!! NING YOU LEGEND! #MAFS #MAFSAU

[Little T-Rex @LittleTRex2]

Jessika has got to be the most immature, revolting creature. And Martha isn't too far behind. #MAFS #MAFSAU