calligula

currently reading: plato’s republic/tangerine/lady chatterly’s lover/the handmaid’s tale

[Jane Austen First Drafts @Austen1stDrafts]

The Odyssey 🤝 Pride and Prejudice
Unwanted suitors in the house

[WAGON WEDNESDAY CEO✨ 🔛 HIBERNATION MODE @_Thrillavanilla]

“The gods say only you make it home”
“Then I defy the gods”

[peanut buttercup @perfectcelebrty]

the sun god’s cows watching odysseus’ men getting hungrier by the day

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

By far the funniest moment in Homer’s Odyssey is when Circe says, “Shall we have sex?” and Odysseus says, “You just turned all my men into pigs. You have the GALL to think I would sleep with you? Of course I will. Absolutely. But don’t do any weird spells”

[Keith @nagy_minaj]

The cyclops when Odysseus poked his eye

[Evan Solo🎈 @evansolott]

Me in the theater when Odysseus’ hunting dog recognized him through his disguise and passed after seeing him

[۟ @filmfae]

just finished The Odyssey

[calligula @LitWh0re]

Decided to go back in time and read an old series: Eon and Eona

This will most likely be a thread as I already have some choice words for our mc….

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the people in these greek myth stories are SO dramatic. like pls…theseus’ father flung himself from the acropolis and died all because theseus forgot to signal with a white flag…

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thinking about how dionysus threw a crown up into the sky so everyone would know how much he loved ariadne🥺😔

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the athenians writing the 58th story about thebans being the dumbest people on the planet

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“i wish to mate: it is the missionary” bro that is your COUSIN

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i take it back…I TAKE IT BACK

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now…who is this mr. st. john fellow…

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now…who is this mr. st. john fellow…

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not jane enabling him by calling him master and referring to herself as a ‘slave’……STAND UP NEEOWW

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mr. rochester….pushing it as usual…

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that part in jane eyre when jane absolutely mentally obliterates blanche ingram….she left no crumbs i fear

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pandora before opening her box

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starting with jane eyre…it’s been a while i fear

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simultaneously reading greek mythology AND women’s literature therefore i will be back on my bs