Aki.

Just like love, life as I know it, has no boundaries. So many people apart of the race. I ride steadily, on my terms. I run my world.

[Will Rodgers @xWILLRODGERSx]

I wanna be the Reason you quit Crossfit...

[Lexa.James @hotttasian]

Eliminate people who only talk about themselves and never ask you how you're doing. Those people aren't friends. They're selfish cunts.

[Brent @Brentweets]

If Congress was ordering a pizza, Democrats would want Pepperoni, settle on Cheese, Republicans would cut phone line and set fire to phone.

[Aki. @Liuaki]

@trevso_electric I am missing that

[Trevor S @trevso_electric]

Somewhere, a teenager is getting a handjob for being "the guy with the hilarious Facebook statuses" that are actually your tweets.

[Serena Williams @serenawilliams]

So many things happening in USA. Reading news and catching up. Wow.

[Aki. @Liuaki]

@serenawilliams confirmed for @BrisbaneTennis ! Cannot wait! See you there again @pmouratoglou @BigSascha #GOAT

[nick van der woodsen @nickkru]

Is the government un-shutdown yet?

[TennisAustralia @TennisAustralia]

MT @AustralianOpen: Richest prize purse in Australian sport going up another $3 million dollars to a total of $33 million in '14. #ausopen

[Aki. @Liuaki]

New @solangeknowles Aussie shows announced in Melb & Syd! Wishing Brisbane were in that list but I will make the commute :) x

[Aki. @Liuaki]

@ahoychrispineda LOVE IT! :)

[Matt @sucittaM]

Does the government shutdown affect the day my garbage gets picked up? I'm kinda freaking the fuck out over here.

[National Zoo @NationalZoo]

All animals will continue to be fed & cared for. A #shutdown won't affect our commitment to the safety of staff & excellence in animal care.

[Stephen Merchant @StephenMerchant]

My parents always said if I worked hard in school, one day my Beyoncé lip syncing would get over 3.7 million views: http://t.co/53U9u2yZUn

[Chopper @chopper4jk]

I don’t know why more people don’t follow more people back, if they’re kind enough to read your shit…you should read their shit.

[Aki. @Liuaki]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY @serenawilliams MY IDOL! GOAT! x

[truth'n soul is dead @mrtruthandsoul]

If you have a ruler and a bottle of lotion next to your computer, I'm not touching your keyboard with anything except my genitals.

[caprice crane @capricecrane]

I've never wanted to be anything as much as I wanted to be Olivia Newton John at the end of Grease. #TellMeAboutItStud

[caprice crane @capricecrane]

The more I like you, the less I reach for my phone when we're together. So... sorry everybody.

[caprice crane @capricecrane]

All these flash-mob wedding proposals are cute and sweet but I'd love to see a creative "I wan't a divorce" flash-mob.