meeting ppl in college be like: let’s add each other on snap & never say a word to one another after that but view each other’s stories for the rest of eternity
hate asking for directions. "go 1 block west." what is a block. what is west. i know left and right thats it. u might as well have told me to go fuck myself
thinking about the time i matched a guy on tinder that was deployed and he sent me $1,100 over facebook messenger then blocked me after the money deposited into my account. need to find someone like that again