Macho Man Randy Average

The HamPoggler

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Empire Steak Building

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heating up macking cheese in the michael wave

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Imagine if Kim Jong-Un was a femboy

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Sex work? I sure hope it does!

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If the Casbah’s a rockin’, don’t come a knockin’

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@tkelce L

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anyone ever get foreskin fomo? #wheremycutboysat

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not all heroes wear BAPE

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Thrust me into the incubation Chamber.

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This is like if family guy was in the driver' video game.

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John Cougar Melloncump

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(me, a supportive friend) hey bud youre gonna knock em dead with that speech today good luck out there

[mr dwyer approaches the podium}

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sending a cop to jail on 4/20 absolutely owns

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what if instead of facial recognition to get into your phone it was ball recognition

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I will Not stop churning my toad next year,.

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Mad whacks horny road.

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Thinking about the big burger.

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Mad whacks horny road.

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i will not be riffing about the big busty fuckable mass of boat stuck in that tight, wet canal