To be or not to be?

An ever-extending account of the things that make me die inside (DIE) and the things I live for (LIVE).

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LIVE: Attending other people's family events and getting to feel part of something bigger, something held, imagining what it would have been like to have that all your life.

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LIVE: Twitter suggesting I might like to follow this account, which I made nine (NINE!) years ago and promptly forgot about.

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LIVE: Topless cleaning.

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@omgsteve And by 'me' I mean Jess.

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@omgsteve Oh, sorry, this is me too... forgot I was signed in to my other account.

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@omgsteve What in the name of blue rita are you doing THAT for?!

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DIE: The fact that I have a seriously epic amount of washing up and flat cleaning to do before I can go and play :-(

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LIVE: Finishing essays and e-mailing them off so I am freeeeeeeeeeeee to go for a walk in the sun.

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LIVE: Out of date food at work. Nothing like having your shift eased by a packet of cola bottles or Maltesers.

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DIE: Gardens without any grass. Why must people concrete over everything so it's 'low maintenance'? Just live somewhere without a garden!

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LIVE: When I touch my phone at the precise message a text message comes through.

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Although kind of have to LIVE for it replacing 'Music from the Motion Picture "Control" ' with 'Music from the Motion Picture "Doogal" '.

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DIE: iTunes downloading all sorts of weird artwork for albums rather than the actual artwork it should be.

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LIVE: When I run up the stairs and my boobs wobble just enough that I know they're there, but not enough to hurt.

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LIVE: Coffee and mince pies for breakfast.

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LIVE: The smell of clean laundry.

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DIE: The horrific noise my washing machine makes.

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DIE: Walworth Road.

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LIVE: Articles like this: http://tinyurl.com/unhappychickens