@KTmBoyle Swiss Family Robinson came up in discussing our family's tallow advertising strategy and couldn't help but think about this thread. Here's some personalized advertising for your son! 😂
Mulling over diaper cream taglines: “desiccate, don’t defecate.”
Sounded funnier in my head…
But really, you don’t need diaper cream. Same stuff you use on your face works ok baby bottoms.
We're confused over here . . . help @X@elonmusk
Real account, real people. We're a sub-brand of @LiveTallowed and here to celebrate those out doing and building.🇺🇸
@isaiah_p_taylor Congratulations! Box of tallow balm for your baby incoming (Hawthorne office address).
We're the world's most pro-natal tallow skincare company. Tallow as it would have been applied to George Washington's children. 🇺🇸