Used To Be Livid

[Used To Be Livid @LividRealities]

When you make the hard reads
#GG #PokemonSwordShield #NintendoSwitch

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@whitworth_20 @ayogiovanna That's what I thought Ferdinand looked like before it was revealed he was an orange

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@Elite_4_J That's Iron Valiant ain't it?

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@sophibupdates Girl...

[James Shields @scaling_shields]

your landlord is praying you never run this equation

it takes 30 seconds and it flips the entire power dynamic

here it is:

cost of you leaving:

- 1-2 months vacant finding new tenant: $2,000-4,000
- listing fees and agent commissions: $500-1,000
- application screening and background checks: $200-400
- showing the unit 15-20 times: 10+ hours of their life
- risk of getting a worse tenant who pays late: unquantifiable

total cost when you walk: $3,500-5,400

now their "strategy":

rent increase: $150/month
their annual gain: $1,800

your replacement cost to them: $4,500+

they're risking $4,500 to gain $1,800

that's not business

that's a bluff

and they're praying you don't call it

the data they don't want you to see:

- only 28% of tenants ever negotiate
- 58% who ask get a reduction
- average savings: $80-150/month
- annual savings: $960-1,800

landlords aren't outsmarting anyone

they're just counting on silence

the email that breaks the bluff:

"hi [landlord],

my lease renews soon. i've paid on time every month and kept the unit in good condition.

i've found comparable units at [lower price]. i'd like to stay, but the rent needs to remain at [current rate] for that to work.

let me know."

send 30-60 days before renewal

what happens:

- 40% fold immediately
- 35% negotiate to something lower
- 25% say no (you lost nothing)

winter exploit (nov-feb):

vacancies take 2x longer to fill in cold months

meaning their $4,500 loss becomes $6,000-8,000

"i know finding tenants this time of year is tough. i'd like to make this easy, but the numbers need to work for me."

you're not asking

you're showing them you ran the equation

the 2-year lock:

"i'll sign a 2-year lease at [current rate]. guaranteed income for you, no turnover risk, no renegotiation."

they'll take less per month to avoid running this math again next year

your landlord's whole game is information asymmetry

they know the numbers

they're betting you don't

now you do

one email. 30 seconds of math.

$1,800/year they were hoping you'd never claim

[Used To Be Livid @LividRealities]

@Corsowis @whaggs__ Ranked mode nets you rare candies and nuggets, I work a 40 hour week and I've got maybe ~150 rare candies after getting all my dudes up to 100

[Nicole @Nicole__Meiner]

"Yellow Sophie did you vote for who we told you to vote for?"

#Survivor49

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@jackofspadesman Can't trigger thermal exchange if abilities don't exist, we wispin the fuck out of bax in ZA-OU

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@sudogiri Ranked bout to go crazy

[I’m just here for sports @xSHINExDBN]

And they say cheaters never win. They must not have met Rizo and Tom Brady #Survivor49 #Survivor

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@Emo_husky @heavensbvnnyalt Those new Lovejoy song lyrics kinda 🫢🤫🤔

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If you can't solve the idol clue stealthily by yourself, and the information gets way out there in the game, give it to someone else and be loud about it, no need to have an active target on your back right? Let someone else take it, and maybe get an ally. Star is underestimated.

[Used To Be Livid @LividRealities]

I know y'all #Survivor48 watchers are confused why she did that and I'mma break it down in a few lines.

Just a couple more

Spoiler alert

So Star just couldn't figure out the idol clue, half the game knows she has the beware advantage... So now everyone knows Eva has it. Smart.

[Used To Be Livid @LividRealities]

You decide what happens in Survivor Season 50. Vote now!

Also, regarding Tribe Swap, definitely a Yes if it remains a 3 tribe season, based on colors I assume yes. If it's somehow a 2 season tribe (unlikely but not impossible) then nawwwwww...

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@snapchatsupport what am I supposed to do if my account was compromised, accessed externally, permanently banned, and all of this happened before I had even clocked in at work??? Can I please speak to a human?

[Used To Be Livid @LividRealities]

Aight so X has me locked out of my account on PC, so I'm gonna just abandon ship. Catch me at the butterfly app, as my account is lost the second I log out from my phone.

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@Globalstats11 @kirawontmiss Jutah = Judah?

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Nigga please give me back oven directions I don't have an air fryer I'm broke

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@Cinderellimouse Usually its because the family Im working on has aged their toddler into a child and Im stuck in a limbo of needing to ensure their child does their homework and the parents have their career needs met, and also being unable to take full advantage of fun mechanics and festivals.

[adult swim @adultswim]

Where do we get our $10k? #adultswim #boondocks #metroboomin

[Bank み @prod_by_bank]

俺のアルバムのリリース日にDissのやり合いしやがって！！！！！

#bbldrizzybeatgiveaway

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