Liza Anastacia

Texan, Erection Denier. Married 23yrs, self-employed.
Former QC Supervisor for Diebold Election Systems.
ISTP Kind of a butthole

[Liza Anastacia @LizaDunivan]

@InsiderSeducao Aside from my sister in law being shot in the back, killed by her boyfriend she was trying to leave, and my uncle blowing his brains out in front of a coworker of my aunt he suspected her of cheating on him with, nothing comes to mind.

[Liza Anastacia @LizaDunivan]

@NoNewLoops Big same! I'd probably puke, tho lol 🤮

[Liza Anastacia @LizaDunivan]

@ClintK64 I need my own bed.
Am no cuddler, and I'm kicky af.
I only know karate in my sleep.
If I manage to fall out.
King isn't big enough for 2 lonk legged ppl.

[Liza Anastacia @LizaDunivan]

@drsarah Oof, tho. Thinset may not adhere too well, unless the gloss has at least been abraded.
Might end up with crackly tile. Especially big ones.
Hopefully a cabinet is going there.

[Liza Anastacia @LizaDunivan]

@drsarah Definitely lucky it wasn't some kinda harvest avocado garbage lol. And actually something of a moisture barrier if intact enough.

[Liza Anastacia @LizaDunivan]

@WeGotsTheMeats "This a sex thing?"

[Liza Anastacia @LizaDunivan]

@AmazingPopPod Only Tom Baker, bc he reminds of my dad so much

[Liza Anastacia @LizaDunivan]

@Careerflex Mostly coyote here, but sht yeah if I catch them hoes. Lost too many cats to count.
Sensitivity extinct.
Got a neighboring ranch with a dozen coyote carcass hanging from their entrance in varying states of decay. Inspiring af tbh

[Liza Anastacia @LizaDunivan]

@texas2build Finally found jeans that fit me. Men's 29x32. Never paying twice as much for too gd short women's jeans again. Fking bs is rigged

[Liza Anastacia @LizaDunivan]

@RoofKorean7 👀

[Liza Anastacia @LizaDunivan]

@TheCriticalDri1 🔥🔥🔥

[Liza Anastacia @LizaDunivan]

@ZGlig Sorry to hear, has to be hard 😓
This is one of my biggest fears even checking in on fb.
There's a whole group dedicated to ppl in my circles that have passed since I've been gone. But also 1 reason I have to check in occasionally. So they know I'm still kicking.

[Liza Anastacia @LizaDunivan]

@RealitySalesman Unless they're abused so much they can't ever touch a tile floor without pissing themselves bc that's the environment they were abused in.
They definitely worry, is not their natural state, tho. Really takes some doing.

[Liza Anastacia @LizaDunivan]

@PissedOffMandaP Was 19. Stayed the night at my future in-laws at the time.
Woke up to it on their living room tv, about 30' from where I'm sitting now.

[Liza Anastacia @LizaDunivan]

@realBrandonGill Bet they banging

[Liza Anastacia @LizaDunivan]

@EarlNoahBernsby Went very well! He turned out to be a good man.
They still keep in regular contact.
Yeah, she would never!
She had 5 more kids, lol

[Liza Anastacia @LizaDunivan]

1 of my bffs was forced to give up her first child.
She was 17, she didn't want to, but she was raised by her grandparents bc her mom was a crackhead.
So, they put her in a home with other pregnant teens.

He just found her a few years ago.

[Adam Francisco @adamfrancisco_]

Huge shout out to my biological mom for not aborting me when I was inconvenient and to my adoptive mom for not killing me when times got tough. Two real ones 🫶❤️

[Liza Anastacia @LizaDunivan]

She's got children of her own now.
I should probably check on them.
I only really see them on fb, tho and I've been avoiding it for years now.
Do still still miss ppl.
Have nothing to offer them anymore.

[Liza Anastacia @LizaDunivan]

My friend tho lol, her second child will still claim I'm her daddy.
Bc of a joke we had when Jurassic Park came out.
I'm the frog that changes sexes, and I claimed her as my own!
Also, her real dad is a pos. So she didn't want to claim him back.