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Daughter of the most high God

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Follow me on my new twiitter account @BLizani

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Teacher: If you have 10 chocolate cakes and someone asks for 2, how many do you have left?........ Me: 10

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FRIENDS: "I don't have any lunch money." "Aww, here's $5." BEST FRIENDS: "I dont have any lunch money." "Good, you were getting fat anyway."

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We are living in a world where lemonade is made from artificial flavours but furniture polish is made from real lemons :\

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Jesus didn’t die so we could have religion. He died so we could have a deep, intimate, personal relationship with God

[She Ratchet ™ @Ratchet2English]

School dress code is dumb af. your shoulder can't show??? What boy is going to look at a girl & be like "DAMM THATS A FINE ASS SHOULDER"

[She Ratchet ™ @Ratchet2English]

This girl tweeted "what's Obama's last name?" 😞 let's all take a moment to pray for her.

[▪︎ LEO ▪︎ @ellnezto]

If tomatoes are a fruit, isn't ketchup technically a smoothie? #21Questions

[Words @wordstionary]

My girlfriend is leaving me cause of my obsession with Africa. Uganda be kidding me, Kenya believe it? Well, it's Ghana be a messy break up.

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Some people are so poor the only thing they have is money

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Follow your dreams... or spend the rest of your life working for someone who did follow their dreams

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A lot of people have a TEST but all that they're left with is a MONY.... Make its a testimony. Don't forget to tell em about the TEST

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If you think BAD you won't do good. But if you think GOOD, you won't do bad

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L.E.T.G.O = Leave Everything To God Okay?

[Nyretta Boshoff @NyrettaBoshoff]

Its the BigSilver-thanku @AtBoshoff for the MANY yrs of Protection, Provision, Preference and Partnering-You're simply the best-love u!

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The Bible is used as bread for daily food not cake for a special occasion

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The bible is meant to be bread for daily use not cake for special occasions

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B4 a black man's worries was whether he'll b able to feed the whole family, now its whether he can hide the food 4rm the whole family

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There are more television sets in the United States than there are people in Japan.