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[liz @Lizard_B]

Not one person at work has commented on my haircut and it’s been 4 hours

[liz @Lizard_B]

Being the office butch is insane because what do you mean you need me to climb up a 10 ft ladder so I can clean the air vent and change the filter

[liz @Lizard_B]

Gloomy rainy day…. feeling…. Depressed

[liz @Lizard_B]

Great addition to my trinket shelf😎

[liz @Lizard_B]

Living in Brooklyn is insane because why did I just find 2 vials of testosterone hidden in the wall of my bathroom ?

[liz @Lizard_B]

@lllliatttt Achilles Heel tbh @emyyyloo

[liz @Lizard_B]

Coworker bought me a case of beer for Christmas because “you look like you like the taste of beer” ok…………… valid

[liz @Lizard_B]

@cowgirlseabass We know.

[liz @Lizard_B]

Me and the girl next to me on the subway crying at the same time

[TheOneNamedPostal @Brigplayer5]

Patti LuPone sums up this election perfectly

[ᕙ(⇀‸↼‶)ᕗ @eliodabo]

“rape accusations ruin men’s lives”

[liz @Lizard_B]

Walked passed an apartment that looked really amazingly decorated for Halloween and then I realized it’s just an apartment that’s about to be condemned and the caution tape was real

[liz @Lizard_B]

Crying on the bus thinking of a made up scenario that never happened

[liz @Lizard_B]

@cowgirlseabass Read me to filth……

[liz @Lizard_B]

Good afternoon

[liz @Lizard_B]

I’ve had a splitting headache for 3 days straight.. finally drank a Diet Coke and it immediately went away.. yall im in active addiction

[liz @Lizard_B]

This is literally how it felt at the function last night

[liz @Lizard_B]

@verongrace__ Girl please I’m on my health kick ever since you left

[liz @Lizard_B]

Only ate vegetables and chickpeas today

[liz @Lizard_B]

Just had 3 crumbl cookies not realizing how many cals are in one