Elizabeth Buchanan

just call me g-ma beth

[Smii_ 🔜 Twitchcon @Smii_lol]

I won a copy, so you can win a copy too. Doing a G-away (avoiding weirdos sorry) for a copy of a game I KNOW I'm going to love, because I played the demo like it was my lifeblood. Hope to see you there!

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[Elizabeth Buchanan @LizardBuchanan]

@Duckie_Tab @BTS_twt @randomhousekids They had one job🙄

[Elizabeth Buchanan @LizardBuchanan]

@Smii_lol 🤣

[Elizabeth Buchanan @LizardBuchanan]

@ImBrandonFarris Sooo excited! My husband and I love your videos and we watch them together every night.

[Brandon Farris @ImBrandonFarris]

We'll be announcing all the winners from my #Farris15Kin15Days giveaway tomorrow 👀 stay tuned!

[Elizabeth Buchanan @LizardBuchanan]

@ImBrandonFarris When someone other then Cam tries to touch you #DooderCaption #Farris15Kin15Days

[Elizabeth Buchanan @LizardBuchanan]

@ImBrandonFarris Me to my kindergarteners with boogers on their fingers🤣 #DooderCaption #Farris15Kin15Days

[Elizabeth Buchanan @LizardBuchanan]

@TOTMCoffee Chocolate covered espresso beans💚 coffee sented candles! Coffee chapstick!

[Elizabeth Buchanan @LizardBuchanan]

@Duckie_Tab @babusparkles Yussssssss😍

[Elizabeth Buchanan @LizardBuchanan]

This girl I’m watching just told me her sister is “going through a country music phase” and proceeds to show me a picture of Norman reedus

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@Duckie_Tab All of them🤣

[Elizabeth Buchanan @LizardBuchanan]

What do you say to a nurse who walks by and wishes you a happy Mother’s Day and winks at you, and when say you don’t have kids yet she just laughs?🤨

[Elizabeth Buchanan @LizardBuchanan]

@erintergalactic That the infrared thermometer targets a gland in their forehead that will activate it and turn them gay. I’ve had several people tell me this over the last year of screening🙄

[Elizabeth Buchanan @LizardBuchanan]

I swear if one more person tells me that by taking their temperature with an infrared thermometer I’m going to “turn them gay” I’m going to flip a table.

[Elizabeth Buchanan @LizardBuchanan]

Wow @tacobell when did your nacho bell grande turn into a nacho bell pequeno? https://t.co/HKxrm7c0qJ

[Elizabeth Buchanan @LizardBuchanan]

If I have one more well intentioned older person tell my that I’m sitting in their chair, I’m going to take said chair and toss it outside off of the 7th floor

[Elizabeth Buchanan @LizardBuchanan]

Cashier-“they’ve finally started putting the calories on everything so people know how much they are consuming.”
Me- ignores said calories and consumes the whole cookie with no shame🍪

[Elizabeth Buchanan @LizardBuchanan]

Giving blood today and just barley met the minimum hemoglobin requirement. My husband almost couldn’t give because it’s so high... is that what they mean by opposites attract?

[Elizabeth Buchanan @LizardBuchanan]

I’ve been at work for almost two hours and I’ve already finished my coffee, nearly fallen asleep and stabbed my self with a pen as a result, and kicked over the full trash can. Happy new year folks