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I sing jazz and do stand-up comedy when I'm not saving lives. I also wallpaper swimming pools and make excellent jabberwocky stew.

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@SkyrimPlaya I loved it!!! WTG!!

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Don't complain about the cold until you've had a brain freeze while merely breathing. #ColdButNotThatCold #GetABetterCoat #FrozenRunnyNose

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And by reputable musician, of course, I mean @HarryConnickJR # Idol needed someone with actual knowledge of music to find the next star.

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I've gotten back into #Idol now that a reputable musician is at the wheel.

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@SkyrimPlaya Next time, I'll just get you the bag only.

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#karaoke time! @SkyrimPlaya #RockinTheMic #SheGotSwag

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We're all in the same game, just different levels. We're all in the same hell, just different devils. #Playthegame #onwardsandupwards

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It's my #dayoff and I really don't feel like doing a darn thing. #lackofmonetarymotivation #comfybeds #somanythingstodo #shutupbrain :)

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@SkyrimPlaya #Special is being stuck in an armchair sideways. #FacePalmMoments

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Everyone follow @SkyrimPlaya !!!! She follows all of her followers. She is awesome.

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Niiiice RT @SkyrimPlaya: Still tryin 2 perfect my halloween makeup. #halloween #psychodoll #stilltryin2perfect #:) http://t.co/1hRdZ9yetz

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@ericandre The Hulk IS kind of an intimidating dick, eh? I'm sure he could afford a replacement shirt.

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@BrookelynnSkyy - congratulations! I hope you are feeling good and doing great!

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What happens to you in life doesn't matter nearly as much as how you respond when those things happen. #GoWithTheFlow #NoStressing #Word

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Hey @SkyrimPlaya

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If nothing else can make me completely content, #WaldoPizza does the job nicely. #GlutenFreeYumminess

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Well, not only has my opinion on Van Halen changed dramatically, but so has my motivation to truly become a #ROCKSTAR! Thanks @daynasteele!

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Awesome speaker!! Rock On Lions! RT @daynasteele: Keynote soon...roar like a Lion! @ Overland Park Convention Center http://t.co/Bv0Oo3717F

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@TheDailyShow #ChelseaClinton has some #CRAZYeyes goin' on when she emphasizes things. & you can't denominate success, Chelsea... #facepalm

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@SkyrimPlaya This is One Direction without eyebrows! or... uh... teeth. LOLZ http://t.co/M9AydnLu4m