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Pimpin ain’t easy but somebody gotta do it #NeedThat

[rodlo 🪬 @roddystr]

Oh you got past Jamal Murray on defense? Well here's Demar DeRozan ready to slide over to help.

Oh you just ran past DeMar DeRozan too? No worries, we have Nikola Jokic ready to contest the shot

Oh you just scored a uncontested layup because Nikola Jokic didn't want to defend?

[Mets Raccoon @mets_coon]

The Dodgers when it’s time to give Shohei Ohtani his deferred money in the 2040s

[🦎 👑 @Lizardk1ng_]

@PeeWeeDaPlug @JohnWall @mrspindablock WOW

[🦎 👑 @Lizardk1ng_]

@BleacherReport @mrspindablock wow

[🦎 👑 @Lizardk1ng_]

Is it just my broadcast that’s only talking about the bills? Like they haven’t said anything about us

[BetMGM 🦁 @BetMGM]

The Jalen Coker supremacy is upon us

[EZ116 @EricZ116]

@RonOnChiefs put his turn signal on and nearly came to a full stop. love to see a young man reform and learn his lesson

[phlip @MrPerfectPhilip]

Apparently, you’re not supposed to comment “nightmare blunt rotation” on your ex’s Instagram with a picture of her husband and new baby

[⛷️ @ThomasWrrld]

just lost my sophomore star edge rusher day one of training camp

[Akai @akaihomixide]

Still feeding off of the dopamine from that Enzo red card

[َ @rmngifs]

red card in the world cup final

[Ricky Hollywood @victim_burn77]

Korean spinoff of my 600ibs life called my 125ibs life

[͏ً @pilgeousx]

Boy oh boy, where do I even begin? Shai Gilgeous Alexander… Happy 28th Birthday.

Honey, my sugarplum, I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you. The way you glide into the paint and strike fear into your defenders’ eyes. Your silky smooth handle, your effortless mid range game, and that beautiful finishing touch around the rim. I would do anything for you. I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you retire.

You never stopped believing in yourself. You stayed patient, trusted the process, and became the face of a franchise. You’re incredible on and off the court. You’re a great teammate, a great father, and sometimes I even call you dad. I forever dread the day you’ll eventually hang it up. I would sacrifice my own life if it were the only thing that could put a smile on your beautiful face. You have given me so much joy over the years.

I remember watching you grow from a promising rookie into a superstar. Every season you added something new to your game and every doubter was proven wrong. When people said you couldn’t lead a team, you answered by becoming an MVP and leading Oklahoma City back to the top. I was crying, bawling even, watching you lift the Larry O’Brien Trophy because deep down, my glorious king deserved it more than anyone.

Every clutch bucket, every impossible finish, every smooth crossover, and every game winner reminded me why you’re my GOAT. You’ve inspired an entire generation of Thunder fans and brought basketball back to Oklahoma City. Thank you for everything you’ve done, Shai. Happy 28th Birthday to the greatest player in the world. Here’s to many more years of greatness. My glorious king.

[Tanaya @tanaya_0510]

One day we flirting next day we the mbappe special

[🐜🐺 @HoodiiAnt_]

The Hornets trying the OKC rebuild gimmick except their gm is a moron

[Matthew @sponhourm]

Does Bryce Young understand what I need from him this season?

[Heatle @FromDWade]

If Giannis joined prime Kobe, yall would say that’s a title contender without knowing the rest of the players

Now when Giannis joins a better scorer than Kobe, they are apparently a play in team

Make it make sense

[🦎 👑 @Lizardk1ng_]

@will_nba_hater Teague was the first to get one too😭😭

[zuka @feran_x]

The concept of a woman who stresses you out ‘threatening’ to stop talking to you..

[Sub 🗽🌩️🛳️ @SubThoughtz]

Steph would never lose a game 7 on his home court in his B2B MVP year 💯 💯