LizardKing

24, he/him. professional smooth brain and barbarian enthusiast

[LizardKing @LizardKing_29]

2024 we getting even paler

[crowbar enjoyer⛏️🦈 @SHARKMODER]

2023 greatest hits baybeee

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@tuittabeck Holy shit the ‘Castros poisoned pen’ guy is trans?

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@Docquistador The US military is just Black Rifle coffee bros doing PR for Hegseth while all the actual work is done by 18 year olds trying to escape Victorian era poverty or RTOC kids piloting drones on a Xbox 360 controller

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@InternetH0F Vaxxed?

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@Solaris_Arte @Voidsspace Ashy you could say

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@PrezTrunt Won’t someone think of the suburban moms

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@raszard Rouge Trader rocks because you do everything in your power to make sure companions survive and get a ‘good’ ending just for them to kill each other in the end game slides

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@tommy_stella They’ve got Dave Filoni trapped in one of these now

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@ElDekuYT2 Is that the infinity blade?

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@GrumpyCatterman Elden Ring bucked the trend by introducing the first actually useful status effects to a souls a game

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@imahyperlover It’s going to be another Uncharted

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@Teutonskmagt @bathcat >24
>high T
>Ginger
>flexing 90kg body
>man

You don’t

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@VGBC_GimR Had to write a thousand hours of slop while he thought of a better idea

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@Josiaicae @bathcat 17 year old Orthodox Christian from Mississippi

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@raszard When I get you

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@llDuchess Blocking has always been a useless meme in Souls games, the only time you shield you should be using a shield is to parry

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@Choarah_Loux Is that fucking Gael?

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@PurpyNFL People don’t realise just how much work ABS and traction control do in modern cars

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@D__Melb @AlexofBrown A Cameron era Tory would be called a maoist today

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@ropeychan “Yours isn’t the wife”
It’s increasingly obvious most TERFs and/or transphobes see being a woman as degrading and are unable to comprehend why someone would want to transition