Lizard Man

Born in swamp. Relocated to Bishopville,SC. Shy and misunderstood. Love wrestling, NASCAR, and flies. Currently single, but looking. #lizardman

[Lizard Man @LizardmanSC]

Thanks, David. All good here in Scape Ore. Just laying low in election season. Everyone keeps talking about “draining the swamp”, which would obviously be bad for me.

[davidwike @davidwike]

@LizardmanSC just checkin on you bud!!! Haven’t seen you in a while

[Lizard Man @LizardmanSC]

Tell me about it!

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Lizard Person Gives Harrowing Account Of Being Harassed On Airline https://t.co/bW53mYP1Ul

[Lizard Man @LizardmanSC]

I heard about the Murdaugh guilty verdict. Please don’t let him ruin the reputation of all swamp creatures. I saw his mug shot. I still wear bald better. #MurdaughTrial

[Lizard Man @LizardmanSC]

Good advise. But I think they got the right swamp creature.

[PhilBaileySC @PhilBaileySC]

.@LizardmanSC , It’s best to hang back for now. There will come another opportunity. The press corps needs a rest. Be ready, though.

[Lizard Man @LizardmanSC]

@jenjensenmorse Vogue!

[Lizard Man @LizardmanSC]

I just watched back the Grammys! OMG! I look like Madonna!

[Lizard Man @LizardmanSC]

While the swamp’s WiFi is still working, let me tell you I’m pretty certain that both Murdaugh and I are covered by the same Dateline NBC correspondent. Keith Morrison! @dateline_keith

[Lizard Man @LizardmanSC]

Uh. Excuse me?

[☈ Chris Jackson ☈ @ChrisJacksonSC]

No cooking tonight. Did the Lizard instead Brb.

[Lizard Man @LizardmanSC]

That was a Chinese balloon?!? Whew. I thought it was the SC Dept of Natural Resources spying on me. Again. As for Murdaugh, so many have tried to shoot me, I suppose he could be one of them. And I do owe him money.

[PhilBaileySC @PhilBaileySC]

Murdaugh trial, China spy balloon…time to step up @LizardmanSC . SC needs another story.

[Lizard Man @LizardmanSC]

@MDFox90 I’m in The swamps of Lee County, South Carolina.

[Lizard Man @LizardmanSC]

Dang. I just heard the SC vs GA score. I lost a bet. So now I have to run clothed through the swamp.

[Lizard Man @LizardmanSC]

I say I have to get a better picture made of me.

[Jen Jensen @jenjensenmorse]

@LizardmanSC what say you?

[Lizard Man @LizardmanSC]

I watched @TheMasters today. I think I could be a great golfer. But I think my tail would mess up the greens.

[Lizard Man @LizardmanSC]

It’s mine. I used that child tax credit to the max, baby. By the way, love the Uva. But could you help a Lizardman out? We need a Bojangles in Bishopville. It’s a 17-mile hike to Hartsville. Mix in a swamp water.

[Mike Uva @Mike_Uva]

Not sure whose golf cart this is parked outside of the gym in Forest Acres but I like their style

[Lizard Man @LizardmanSC]

For those asking, I’m doing very well. Social distancing is the best thing that has ever happened to me. And my N95 mask has allowed me to dumpster dive at Huddle House and shoplift from the Hartsville WalMart with anonymity (just small things like toiletries and gummies).

[Lizard Man @LizardmanSC]

Ask him if he knows someone who can save him money on car insurance. He will come right out.

[Jen Jensen @jenjensenmorse]

So, I noticed a gecko crawling around in my car. Tried to catch him, he’s gone deeper into hiding. I would prefer he not die in the car because I can’t imagine that being a delightful scent @LizardmanSC any ideas on how to capture and release your cousin

[Lizard Man @LizardmanSC]

It’s the perfect Christmas Day here in the Bishopville swamp. Sunny, breezy and 73 degrees. And I don’t have to hide from the hunters. They are all at home eating gravy. Merry Christmas! #YuleLizard

[Lizard Man @LizardmanSC]

@Mike_Uva Give him a bourbon, and he will quietly leave. That works with me.

[Lizard Man @LizardmanSC]

I try to stay out of the BenLo drama. However, if she was ever interested in me, we could call it “Lozardman”, “LizLo” it “JLiz”.

[Chris Trainor🔥 @ChrisTrainorSC]

"And then they said there was a lizard man in Lee County."

[Lizard Man @LizardmanSC]

I am throwing my hat in the ring for both the openings for President of the U of SC and the 2022 SC Governor’s race. Qualifications? I have spent my whole life in the swamp. #VoteLizardman