Every time I cream my underpants, another day is added to my chastity. It’s retroactive so I’ve already accumulated 5 lifetime sentences of chastity even if I never touch my privates again.
But I’m a perma-virgin who does whatever I’m told, so it’s nothing I can’t handle!
@memeslich The "insult the King" part, not exactly. Yes, the jester could say what others couldn't and even joke on a Royal's expense, but there were still limits to that, it wasn't a pure carte blanche. That said, some did get away with a lot.