I love It when I go to a hospital to have a look at some clinical documents and they forgot to prepare them for me despite me earning them a week in advance.
Someone's getting churned for this.
(1/6) Happy birthday, Eep! Since you couldn't organise a party by yourself, I took care of it instead. Aren't I just the best lizard? I got a couple decorations, bought a cake, I even made sure to invite your entire family and a few of your friends! Oh, sure,
(2/2) We didn't just deal with the preparations for the wedding while I was there, though. Rey also took me around to see YucatΓ‘n, we had lots of fun and decided to get some art based on the places we visited! Rey also wrote the lovely description for this piece.
(1/3) I caught you. You're mine. You're going down the meat grinder.
Look into my eyes, you can tell what's about to happen. You know I'm going to make it hurt, and I'll love every second of it. You'll die kicking and screaming, in complete agony until your very last moment.
@MechoTheAndroid ...posted it, so here you go!
Also, shameless plug, check out https://t.co/uBn9hoCQg3 if you're interested in a whopping one-to-two streams per month (if I don't burn out and make it even less than that). I do make some pretty nice belches though :)