Liz

best we came up with, sir, is like “fuck it”

[Liz @Lizitude]

RUN IT BACK BOYS #ChiefsKingdom #SuperBowlLV

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Colby and Teeter is the love story we didn’t know we needed #yellowstone

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Why does @BravoTopChef make me emotional af?

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To the grown man FLOSSING YOUR TEETH in cvs, please stop

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Pat Trotter is a national treasure and I’ll live on this hill.

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@RiggsBarstool Since when is he right handed?

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“They’ve lost control of the scene” lol what the fuck is going on at the pga championship right now

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To the guy running down ward parkway in a singlet, stop it.

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Dead 2021 or I quit. 💀 🌹 ⚡️

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Anyone awake or just me? Just me? Cool.

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I’m so sore. And all I did yesterday was golf. NINE HOLES. 👵🏼

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Unhinged: -7/10 would not recommend. 2 Xanax needed minimum.

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Y’all.

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Gonzaga basketball will steal your girl then fuck your mom.

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@smashleywinder I’ve been mom get off my back

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Note to self: do not eat spicy food when you have a fever.

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Anyone else royally fucked when they misplace their glasses or just me..?

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It’s been over one year. Let’s stop calling this “unprecedented times” for fucks sake.

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@smashleywinder There’s only one switch and it’s on babe

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Petition for Peloton instructor who does lip sync tik toks for 30 minutes straight instead of screaming at me “you’ve got this”... I know I’ve got this, I bought the fucking bike. I literally “got” it stfu

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@amfilandrinos @kaitlyn_wurdack I hate that I’m required to leave voicemails for my job but for god sakes to anyone calling ME!? Stop. My voicemail box is full for a reason

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The fact that we can listen to/re-record a voicemail but can’t leave a FaceTime message is just dumb. Apple, chop chop