Happily married to my 5’5” king for 8 years while y’all are getting ghosted by 6’2” alcoholics with 7th grade reading levels but go off about how you only date tall men I guess
once again my stupid little tweet about my short husband has gone viral so here’s an update. my tiny billionaire husband and i are still married with an even tinier daughter. she is 3, but i suspect she will grow.
one of my biggest pet peeves is when i’m with my 3 year old at a restaurant and the host asks if i need seating for 1 and a half to which i always reply- 2 please, she is a full person. maybe it’s petty and i know they think they’re being cute but THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU JUST SAID
Hi!
Holocaust historian here. Let me see if I can help. That wasn't a "weird salute." It was a Hitler salute. Because Elon is a fucking Nazi.
Hope that helps!
decided to get out of LA due to fire/winds/ general mayhem and I now understand why kids in disaster movies are so annoying- aliens could come attack and my daughter would be screaming I WANT MOANA SONG
i love how psychotic toddlers are. we just found out our elderly cat has lymphoma and my 3 year old daughter gleefully exclaimed “I think she is dying!”