Lizzie Long

[currently: {voluntarily combusting} @formerlyashley]

Just a lil timeline cleanser 🥺

[Esther Choo, MD MPH @choo_ek]

If I had a dollar for every patient who died of a fentanyl overdose while screaming “I can’t breathe”...

I’d have zero dollars because that’s not how a fentanyl overdose works

[𝐣𝐚𝐳𝐳 @meigixo]

It’s... literally their job??? Center for DISEASE CONTROL???

[Lisa Janicke Hinchliffe @lisalibrarian]

So puzzled that schools can't regulate if students wear a mask but can measure shirt hems, adjudicate whether a top is sleeveless, and judge what is acceptable hair color.

[Carman Camero 🤸🏽‍♀️ @_carmann]

Jhene said “I used to think I was introverted because I really liked being alone but it turns out that I just like my peace, and I am very extroverted around people who bring me peace.” and I felt every word.

[Andy Slavitt @ASlavitt]

COVID Update July 7: If someone tells you you’re “essential,” you’re going to want to run the other way.

Because “essential” now means underpaid, unappreciated, sacrificial & there to serve everyone else. 1/

[Governor Mike DeWine @GovMikeDeWine]

#Ohio's #COVID19 data for June 26, 2020.

Please:
✅ Practice social distancing
✅ Wear a mask in public
✅ Wash your hands
✅ Sanitize surfaces

If not for yourself, please do it for others. #InThisTogetherOhio #StaySafeOhio

More detailed data at: https://t.co/3lWx4IRScb

[Mark Lewis, MD, FASCO @marklewismd]

March: let’s give everyone hydroxychloroquine based on 6 patients in a questionably run, quasi-self-published study!

June: I demand robust evidence that wearing a mask — as millions of healthcare professionals have done long before the pandemic — won’t cause respiratory failure!

[Jon Hislop, MD, PhD @HislopMD]

Doctors are AMAZED at these 10 ways to BOOST your immune system:

The Polio vaccine
The Mumps vaccine
The Rubella vaccine
The Tetanus vaccine
The Measles vaccine
The Varicella vaccine
The Hepatitis vaccine
The Pertussis vaccine
The Diphtheria vaccine
The Pneumonia vaccine

👍😃

[Taylor @tsouthwick21]

When I tell you I gasped

[Billy Baldwin @BillyBaldwin]

Attention white supremacists:
Here comes the future... and she ain’t takin’ shit from nobody.
#GeorgeFloyd
#BlackLivesMatter
#Merrick

[Emily Fridenmaker @emily_fri]

I am very tired.

Please don’t make me have to explain why COVID is not a conspiracy, why plandemic is nonsense, why you should still be distancing and staying home, and that no one WANTS the economy to be driven into the ground.

I just don’t have it in me right now.

[Dr. Glaucomflecken @DGlaucomflecken]

Uh ok so next time I make fun of journal club just remind me of the time the president of the United States recommended an unproven treatment during a pandemic based on shoddy science.

[Matt Pearce 🦅🇺🇸 @mattdpearce]

I imagine all the closures and cancellations give people a sense of ominousness. But it's really an amazing act of social solidarity: We're sacrificing so we can give nurses, doctors and hospitals a fighting chance. Start from there and hopefully we can figure out the rest.

[Michael Gary Scott, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @Da_MichaelScott]

if the past 2 days were a person

[Jim Halpert, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @JimHalpert__]

1.) Stop everything you're doing

2.) Watch this video of Steve Carell and John Krasinski giggling

https://t.co/thlFDZAunu