"FROM SPRINKLER SPLASHES TO FIREPLACE ASHES I GAVE MY BLOOD, SWEAT, AND TEARS FOR THIS I HOSTED PARTIES AND STARVED MY BODY LIKE I'D BE SAVED BY A PERFECT KISS THE JOKES WEREN'T FUNNY, I TOOK THE MONEY MY FRIENDS FROM HOME DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY"
“But the thing is, you can't use a half loop stitch on china silk. It'll pucker. And you didn't just get this in because I saw it in last May's Vogue.”