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[Ebun @kenkenlewu]

My friend had her baby through a C-section in a teaching hospital and was discharged after a few days.

Her mother-in-law had already arrived for omugwo before she got home.

The moment she entered the house, her mother-in-law complained that she had been starving and told her to find something for everyone to eat.

Still weak from the surgery, my friend quietly went into the kitchen and started cooking.

A few minutes later, she suddenly fainted and collapsed.

She was rushed back to the hospital and had to be readmitted.

When she was eventually discharged, her mother came straight to the hospital and took her away.

She spent months recovering with her parents before her husband's family eventually came to apologize.

[OurFaveOnlineDoc 🇬🇧 🇳🇬 @OurFavOnlineDoc]

By the way for those of you who are not aware, or maybe you are aware but you have forgotten, I just want to remind you:

When the terrorists went to Ogbomosho few days ago and kidnapped 45 people, they kidnapped 2 year old kids.

Read that again:
2 year olds were kidnapped.
2 year old little kids are currently in the den of terrorists, as I type this.

Just incase we have forgotten as a country. I want to remind you all again.

[Spiricoco Twittter @SpiricocoNg]

To the big churches in the southwest of Nigeria:

We just want to let you know that you people have failed the Christians in the North sha.

They are dying daily. Nothing public is being done. CAN is partnering with the gov't to build a 25bn church.

Remi Tinubu is the name of its Lagos secretariat.

You people are not pumping money in international media to pressure the government.

You people, are not building massive media infrastructures to mobilize advocacy.

There's nothing effective you people are doing.

Apostle Michael Olowookere is shouting alone.

Dachomo Ezekiel is almost shouting alone.

Nothing is even moving you all. Nothing.

Why exactly are you physically distancing from them?

Ah omo.

God will judge sha.

[Adedayo Agarau @adedayoagarau]

I was building a tool that helped Nigerians identify exact locations where terrorists have killed citizens since Tinubu became president.

I stopped building because what I discovered messed with me mentally. The death toll is underreported.

[🔺Escobar🔻 @_Mr_Richard]

Satan has the guts to start a war in heaven with the most high and your’e telling me he would be scared of a sticker because it has your pastor’s face on it

[Alex Onyia @winexviv]

Look at the UNN male hostel Mr. Agha Egwu Inya (UNN PRO) said it's clean. He further said that i'm demarketing my alma mater.

He said students are the ones that brings the bed bugs to the school.

Our students can't continue to live in this mess anymore.

It must stop!

[OurFaveOnlineDoc 🇬🇧 🇳🇬 @OurFavOnlineDoc]

The young man in this picture was abducted by Nigerian police, tied up and casually shot to death in broad daylight.

Pls lend your voice.
Pls share for the whole world to see.
#EndPoliceBrutalityInNigeria

[ĸolαde @twitgameboy]

None of us will see 3026, Rip to all of us, stay humble, nothing last forever 💔🥹

80 years from now this comment section would be full of dead people comments 🕊️😭

[Big Baby🌚❤️ @AdesolaBlessin9]

PVC registration doesn't end this Friday. It's only the end of phase two, and phase three starts on May 4 until the actual deadline of August 17.

Please retweet.

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

Take off your shoes and look at your ankles - then look at your elbows. Ashhhhyyy.

Dear Nigerian men,

Using lotion doesn't make you gay.

Skincare doesn't make you gay.

Flossing doesn't make you gay.

Changing boxers doesn't make you gay.

You're just a nasty musty boy.

[co-creator with God. 🥼🩺 @MaryRoseMalomo]

Right now, Tinubu is dating me and 242 million other Nigerians by force.
We're tired and we want to break up with him.

[co-creator with God. 🥼🩺 @MaryRoseMalomo]

I will drive her to INEC's office so we can revalidate our voter's registration and vote Tinubu out for good.

[Ms. Rebirthed @mide_tkh]

God said carry the gospel to the ends of the earth, Victor Glover carried it to space 😭

A+ student 😭♥️

[Chude @Chude_ND1]

The INEC Chairman, Prof. Joash Ojo Amupitan, appointed by Tinubu, is a known APC member. His old Twitter account from 2022 has surfaced, showing he openly supported Tinubu during the 2023 elections. The account name was recently changed and the profile privatized within hours as the revelations emerged.

We are in serious trouble! This level of impunity must stop. A partisan INEC Chairman has no business presiding over our elections, he must resign immediately!

See comment section for more details.

[YabaLeftOnline @yabaleftonline]

“Yes I hear you from angles of the economy, the fuel prices are biting hard, but look around; let's thank God together that we are better off than those in Kenya and other Africa countries”

— President Tinubu.

[Rinu Oduala 🔥🔫 @SavvyRinu]

BREAKING: Boko Haram terrorists show over 400 Nigerian women and children in captivity, crying for help as Tinubu government refuses to pay attention.

['nedu Onye Motion. @Nedu64]

Noticed Your President has also refused to return to Abuja.

SAME period the US government is warning of imminent security problems.

Do you see it?

[Alhaji @yeankhar]

If he gets a second term:

- 5,000 naira note will be created
- 3rd term agenda will be passed to law with the speed of light
- Most prominent opposition figures will do jail
- You and your neighbor will start contributing to buy a crate of eggs.

[HONITEL👑 @HonitelHQ]

Let me put it in perspective if you still don’t know how ridiculously bad and incompetent this government is;

The five naira note is useless.
The 10 naira note is useless.
The 20 naira note is worthless.
The 50 naira note can only buy a sachet of water and gum.
N100? Three sachets of water.
N200 can’t buy one egg.

How about the highest naira denomination?

N1,000 cannot buy bread.
N1,000 cannot buy sardines.
N1,000 cannot buy a liter of fuel.
N1,000 cannot buy a liter of juice.
N1,000 cannot buy a plate of street food.

So, for a poor Nigerian to be able to feed at least 2x a day, they’ll spend between 3-7k (note: I’m talking about poor Nigerians here). Let’s assume they spend 4k per day on food. 4,000 × 30 = 120,000 monthly.

Where do you think they’ll be able to see that kind of money, only for food?

Tinubu must go, and it shall never be well with all of you supporting this government. You’ll ask God for peace and prosperity, and He will forsake you. 🙏🏾