Just a dumb promotion mutt who is helplessly addicted to @xLizzyMay. Princess Lizzy owns both my wallet and mind, and I only exist to simp at her feet 🧎♂️
Hey there fintards~
Alriiiiight, wanna amuse me? Then here is a task for you losers~
+5 dick slaps for every like this post gets
+10 flicking the tip hard for every RT
Enjoy your "handsex" virgins😝
Ruin your life for me loser~
Keep crawling back until my hot brat body is all you can think about~
Let me live 24/7 rent free in your head 🖕
Constantly making fun of you, laughing at your pathetic existence 🤣
$imping away all your money, letting me drain your wallet empty💕
Look at you pathetic loser~
Crawling back to me and getting off on being treated like filthy trash🖕
Your sexuality really is totally fucked, huh?
My smelly socks got all dirty from walking, but I'm sure a disgusting piggy like you can help with that
If you can afford it ofc~
Awww see that cute bratty kitty~
I might just to tame her 🤭
Haha too bad you weren't invited simptard😛
But you can still make yourself useful and $poil us fincuck 🖕
After all, we deserve it 💅
If you're lucky, we might even let you play with our worn smelly socks pffff🤣
Guess who's birthday it is simptard
That's right, mine~
You know what that means, riight?
Exactly. Going shopping and paying for my overly expensive clothes🥰
Not enough money? You think I care loser?
Just go into debt for me🖕
Now chop chop, I need my bag carrying bitch boy
Chop chop fetch me something to drink piggy🖕
And don't forget the snacks dumbass!!
Ugghh try to be useful for once and don't keep me waiting loser!
If you do a good job idiot, I might even let you apply sun-cream to my feet🤣
But only if you lick up the sand between my toes~