Darren Littlejohn

[Darren Littlejohn @LJ1070]

@KerryTernes @jclopie @vatman79 @MensHumor funny thing is that's you Kerry. But you forgot the girlie drink in your hand

[Darren Littlejohn @LJ1070]

You just brought a bag of piss to shit fight.

[Darren Littlejohn @LJ1070]

I'm back

[Darren Littlejohn @LJ1070]

You get a fly swatter with your meal #frobishercafe

[Darren Littlejohn @LJ1070]

Having a dirty mind makes ordinary conversations much more interesting.

[Darren Littlejohn @LJ1070]

Stopped the ball with my leg #hurt #cried

[Darren Littlejohn @LJ1070]

I need to tongue punch the fur box tonight.

[Darren Littlejohn @LJ1070]

Why did I take the day off to sit around my house I could have done this at work. #lol

[Darren Littlejohn @LJ1070]

@mattbenallen @MensHumor Matt there you go again be right I forgot about mexico haha. #tequila #beach #ladies

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

An extra month of summer would be great.

[Darren Littlejohn @LJ1070]

Got to get you ready for the ball.

[Darren Littlejohn @LJ1070]

Energy is a new low #fml

[Darren Littlejohn @LJ1070]

Well today is another day to start over and do it all over again.

[Darren Littlejohn @LJ1070]

Half drunk and watching #DuckDynasty has to be a good night. Hehe

[Darren Littlejohn @LJ1070]

You ever notice how women wake up yawning and men wake up with an erection? Coincidence I think not...

[Darren Littlejohn @LJ1070]

I couldn't keep my eyes open at 3 this afternoon and now I can't sleep. #wtf

[Darren Littlejohn @LJ1070]

Showered now I am zest fully clean.

[Darren Littlejohn @LJ1070]

Made myself a pair of shorts #pants #scissors #done

[Darren Littlejohn @LJ1070]

Coffee the only thing that matters right meow