I killed a giant cricket in my hotel room last night, with a rolled up towel. Just realized I left the towel overtop of it. Hope it doesn’t freak out the maid. #mybad#travellife#gross
The #ediblearrangement lady brought my basket upstairs, TOOK HER SHOES OFF, and REARRANGED the fridge so she could get a place for it. All because we weren’t sure if it was 5lbs and if I️ could lift it. #santasnicelist#faithinhumanity