UmwinaZambia

|pure mathematics graduate |pessimist | Conditional Lover|
Sarcastic| sensitive| vicarious| 29| sucker for wifi

[UmwinaZambia @LJay_093]

Menso yalibe ma curtains!! Umuntu kulolesha! Amenso #tayalaya

[Lawrence Kitema @lawrencekitema]

Nobody is rich enough. Just pray that life doesn’t test you with a problem bigger than your account balance. Always stay humble and kind.

[Nicky💕 @jas_d_barbie]

I’m not against divorce, but when you finally leave your husband, kindly leave other women’s husband alone too.

[Mudzunga @Dzungie007]

The saddest thing about youth unemployment is that many young people did exactly what society told them to do: study, qualify, work hard. Yet opportunities remain out of reach.

[UmwinaZambia @LJay_093]

God grant me the serenity to accept things I cannot change,courage to change things I can and the wisdom to know the difference 🙏

[Chymamusique @Chymamusique]

Your choices are expensive 😅🌺, kids don’t care about brands

[Bats ☭🔻 @BolshevikBeyond]

There is no good outcome to humanity which involves “The United States”

[Dear Son. @DearS_o_n]

Men hate disrespect more than they love sex.

[UmwinaZambia @LJay_093]

This chikala ref is from where?

[L E S E D I @_Hybreed_]

Spending 365 days without seeing yourself in hospital, prison or cemetery is something to thank God for.

[Siza Zungu @Zah_Zungu]

Muammar Gaddafi‘s murder and the collapse of Libya.

[Maama Kigezi🥔🌦🌾 @Atusasiire01]

Sidechicks waiting for tomorrow because today was for family 🌚🌚😂😂😂😂😂😂

[UmwinaZambia @LJay_093]

🤣🤣🤣😅🤦

[ɴᴅɪʙᴏ @r_ndibo]

Your relatives are more than ready to help you. The problem is that you’re still alive.😭💔

[ChrisExcel @ChrisExcel102]

Every time you feel like not drinking alcohol

Think about that tarven owner who’s trying to feed his family by selling alcohol

His kids will go hungry because wena you wanna stay alcohol free 😭😭

Wake up now and go drink !!! 😩

[Dear Self. @Dearme2_]

If your Mum is alive, may she have a long life to witness your success.

[Zoom Afrika @zoomafrika1]

“They keep warning me that I will die like Gaddafi, Thomas Sankara, or any other young leader who tried to improve Africa. I am not afraid, and I will not regret dying for my people"

~ Captain Ibrahim Traore 💪🏿

[KasiboySA @KasiboySA]

As a man, I can confirm that that it hurts more to be without a car than a girlfriend. …especially in December.

[Zoom Afrika @zoomafrika1]

"They will create the virus themselves and sell you the antidotes.Thereafter,they will pretend to take time to find the solution when they already have it."

~ Muammar Gaddafi
(2009 United Nation Assembly)

[Macho @Avatar_Macho]

Judge seeing you spend money on lawyers instead of him

[MICLOTH @micloth01]

Your girlfriend and her cousin this December in the village…😂