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I will #host the #oscars for #free .

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@liamhemsnewss @LiamHemsworth Pregnant gabby?

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@atb__william I call her fans swibies, because all Swifties act rabid

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@Umbra_Tet I call her fans swibies, because all Swifties act rabid

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@junofavcrime I call her fans swibies, because all Swifties act rabid

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@netcapgirl Is he auditioning for Jim from the Office?

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@wmata @Leek_BLIK My guy please tell me you’re being sarcastic because metro gonna cause a lotta people to not get laid tonight

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@Charlestonion F-cking magnets how do they work?

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These intros before awards are killing me, they're so bad #GoldenGlobes

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really awkward and stupid interaction between raymond and kerri #GoldenGlobes

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@gracecamille_ It’s like he never learned where babies came from

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@KensingtonRoyal Too informal for the occasion. William just lacks the gravitas to be ruler of many countries. Put on a tie

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#GOPDebate I was waiting for this…. We all were

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My beer can is empty. Thank you Ronald Reagan #12thcomandment #GOP #GOPDebate #trolling #lol #makebudlightgreatagain

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@G0DNEYS She’s lost too much weight. I think it’s become her new addiction, so she switched one for another and is still fighting herself

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@ESVLEY Looks like Noah at first

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@Nationals you giving out bobbleheads on sunday?

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@MileyCyrusBz God he looks like a bum

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@CyrusOnStats @MileyCyrus He looks so out of his depth

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@HolyCitySinner It’s his mom

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@CyrusOnStats @MileyCyrus Taylor plays the game, and Miley went and hid because she didn’t care after the album of the year. If she wants Grammys she’ll need to put in a lot of PR efforts