Liam Paterson

[The Swedish Rumble 🔰 @SwedishRumble]

The two plays reviewed by VAR today after the fouls on Maguire + plus Hojlund's arm which Michael Oliver thought was a 'clear and obvious error' not to call a penalty in the Manchester derby. Quality is shit since Sky didn't show any replays, not even the first for which there was a stoppage in play for.

On the first play there are two arms around Maguire's waist. Would be interesting to know why no replays was shown of this situation. @SkySportsPL

@FA_PGMOL Where is the consistency? For the record, I think neither should be a penalty but its extremely odd to apply different rules books all the time depending on who plays.

[Aidan Walsh 🔰 @AidanWalshMUFC]

Only one of these resulted in a red card.

[Liam Paterson @LjPato]

@jk_rowling Being forced to lie in court. Interesting.

[centredevils. @centredevils]

#GlazersOut 🔰

[Callum @_callumstone]

Pep Guardiola has managed 3 clubs, 2 of which are under investigation for cheating.

Definitely a coincidence. Nothing to see here. Greatest manager ever.

[Amit @amit_mavar]

This is spot on by Gary Neville & Roy Keane 👏👏

The Glazers have destroyed this club and have to go and they have given the excuses that Top 4 and mediocrity is success & Fans have lapped it up!!
#MUFC #GlazersOut

[Privilege MUFC 🇾🇪 @privilege_mufc]

According to the Premier League and the PGMOL this is now allowed, so I expect Lisandro Martinez to be doing this on Evans Ferguson all game against Brighton.

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

🚨 Ben Foster on Jadon Sancho’s statement last night:

🎙️ “If Sir Alex Ferguson is the manager, and Jadon Sancho does this, he will never see the light of the day again for Manchester United.

He’ll never play for the club, he’ll never be allowed in the training ground.”

✍️ @UnitedStandMUFC

[Jamie Carragher @Carra23]

I’ve not been watching a Klopp team for a lot of this season, it’s a team now that cannot cope with the intensity of the opposition. It reminds me of WENGER’s Arsenal, going from a powerful & pacy team to a technical one. Defensively it’s a shambles. #BRELIV

[Hillel Neuer @HillelNeuer]

Meet the 2023 U.N. Human Rights Council.

Members now include:
🇨🇺 Cuba
🇶🇦 Qatar
🇨🇳 China
🇸🇩 Sudan
🇪🇷 Eritrea
🇩🇿 Algeria
🇸🇴 Somalia
🇻🇳 Vietnam
🇵🇰 Pakistan
🇰🇿 Kazakhstan
🇧🇩 Bangladesh

I wish I were making this up. I'm not. Today, 70% of UNHRC are non-democracies. Happy New Year.

[Mike @Mike_RMCF]

All 4 of them wrong are they?

With their combined 114 trophies and 8 CLs?

Only if you believe in fairytales manufactured by the footballing equivalent of Disney.

Hope this helps

[EPL Bible @EPLBible]

So embarrassing from Fernandes https://t.co/eWNr03d3xD

[Ivan Toney @ivantoney24]

I wasn’t even going to post this but I woke up angry…

[Beto O'Rourke @BetoORourke]

38,000 Texans had their license to carry denied, revoked, or suspended over the last five years because law enforcement deemed them too dangerous to carry a loaded gun in public.

But thanks to Greg Abbott’s new law, they don't need a license to carry anymore.

[NBC News @NBCNews]

Texas Gov. Abbott says the Uvalde school shooter had a "mental health challenge" and the state needed to "do a better job with mental health" — yet in April he slashed $211M from the department that oversees mental health programs. https://t.co/GdqKncigxQ

[Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts]

According to the Governor of Texas, the gunman who killed at least 15 people in Uvalde is an 18-year-old who lives in the community. He had a handgun and may have been armed with a rifle, too.

In 2021, Texas lawmakers lowered the age to carry a handgun to 18. #txlege

[Lamar Jackson @Lj_era8]

💯🙏🏾🙏🏾

[Sam Stein @samstein]

Sorry, but this tragedy isn’t “unimaginable.” We saw ten people killed at a grocery store last week! We saw an elementary school shot up with 20 kids dead less than ten years ago. It’s very much imaginable now.

[Liam Paterson @LjPato]

@GregAbbott_TX

[Liam Paterson @LjPato]

@ladbible What are dinner ladies called down south at school?