𝓛𝓾𝓴𝓮 𝓚𝓪𝓼𝓹𝓻𝔃𝓪𝓴

love the life you live, live the life you love.

[𝓛𝓾𝓴𝓮 𝓚𝓪𝓼𝓹𝓻𝔃𝓪𝓴 @LKasprzak]

sugar confused where to piss
tank eating whatever’s in sight
kotahlia wants her hyundai
housemates killing each other
i’m flexing my new tommy bag
life’s a scooby coaster, scary if you ask kotahlia ✌️

[𝓛𝓾𝓴𝓮 𝓚𝓪𝓼𝓹𝓻𝔃𝓪𝓴 @LKasprzak]

waking up straight into 2nd gear, there is no time for underwear harry & ale are getting married.
after months of waiting, finally my dodgy parcel has arrived, yay.
sugar enjoyed her trip to the vet today getting her microchip and pawdicure done!

[𝓛𝓾𝓴𝓮 𝓚𝓪𝓼𝓹𝓻𝔃𝓪𝓴 @LKasprzak]

wow is the word for today, kotahlia is left wondering why there isn’t a ring on her finger after whipping up some dope ass, finger licking good, mini burgers.
thanks my love, you really did it this time! xx

[𝓛𝓾𝓴𝓮 𝓚𝓪𝓼𝓹𝓻𝔃𝓪𝓴 @LKasprzak]

sugar throwing swag!

[𝓛𝓾𝓴𝓮 𝓚𝓪𝓼𝓹𝓻𝔃𝓪𝓴 @LKasprzak]

right paw up, left paw slide, left paw up, right paw slide.
basically, i’m sayin’ either way, sugar’s about to slide.

[𝓛𝓾𝓴𝓮 𝓚𝓪𝓼𝓹𝓻𝔃𝓪𝓴 @LKasprzak]

wam bam straight outa bed fam as we zombie walk kotahlia to work,
sipping on green tea and singing nursery rhymes she reckons.
one go card, belly ache and G-link security has forced me on a great journey home

[𝓛𝓾𝓴𝓮 𝓚𝓪𝓼𝓹𝓻𝔃𝓪𝓴 @LKasprzak]

today has been an early start as we have woken up at a dramatic 10am, tahlia wants breakfast, i want rest, it’s been a hard battle

[𝓛𝓾𝓴𝓮 𝓚𝓪𝓼𝓹𝓻𝔃𝓪𝓴 @LKasprzak]

today me and tahlia celebrate with a caesar bowl and a clean water to flush out the toxicity as we have sold our first car together, it has been an amazing 5 day journey but sadly we have part ways with the subaru impreza, we are excited for what the future holds for our new car!

[𝓛𝓾𝓴𝓮 𝓚𝓪𝓼𝓹𝓻𝔃𝓪𝓴 @LKasprzak]

waiting for my taco bell to arrive from uber eats while kicking back watching michael schofield break out of prison

[𝓛𝓾𝓴𝓮 𝓚𝓪𝓼𝓹𝓻𝔃𝓪𝓴 @LKasprzak]

@SweetGabyH @kotahliaxo @jassymoneybag @monaroeee Taking a fucking pandemic and making it into clout. Nothing but click bait. Please do not trust this girl. She will NOT give you money, she just wants attention.

[𝓛𝓾𝓴𝓮 𝓚𝓪𝓼𝓹𝓻𝔃𝓪𝓴 @LKasprzak]

Day 1 without fortnite:
I lost my virginity today

[𝓛𝓾𝓴𝓮 𝓚𝓪𝓼𝓹𝓻𝔃𝓪𝓴 @LKasprzak]

If I’ve ever offended you, I’m sorry...

...that you’re a little bitch

[𝓛𝓾𝓴𝓮 𝓚𝓪𝓼𝓹𝓻𝔃𝓪𝓴 @LKasprzak]

💓

[𝓛𝓾𝓴𝓮 𝓚𝓪𝓼𝓹𝓻𝔃𝓪𝓴 @LKasprzak]

Babe instead of a nose or boob job, why don’t you get an actual job?

[𝓛𝓾𝓴𝓮 𝓚𝓪𝓼𝓹𝓻𝔃𝓪𝓴 @LKasprzak]

@kotahliaxo Thinking of you keeps me awake

[𝓛𝓾𝓴𝓮 𝓚𝓪𝓼𝓹𝓻𝔃𝓪𝓴 @LKasprzak]

@iamblackbear What a tweet 🙌

[𝓛𝓾𝓴𝓮 𝓚𝓪𝓼𝓹𝓻𝔃𝓪𝓴 @LKasprzak]

Hate when someone under 6ft tries to speak to me,

I can’t hear you down there

[𝓛𝓾𝓴𝓮 𝓚𝓪𝓼𝓹𝓻𝔃𝓪𝓴 @LKasprzak]

My mumma didn’t raise a bitch she raised someone to speak facts

Calm down Isabella your 14..