L. Kojo

Serial pessimist, part-time sorcerer, blogger, sneaker snob/ Audio Engineer

[KumoriRaver @kumoriRaver]

Japanese supporter arrives in the US for the World Cup and gets hit with an Atlanta accent during a simple conversation. His priceless reaction “He speaks English?!” 😭😭

[L. Kojo @LKojo]

@RPK_NEWS1 Stop hating. I’d rock that.

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#funfact : I looked into the budget of Stranger Things..as one does...homie's fade is 20mil..easy. worth every penny. #strangerthings

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His last words were blaming gang violence (darkies). In Utah. Poetic Justice? Janet Jackson got aim. #RealTalk #CharlieKirkshot

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@PlanetPremRock @Alaska_Atoms #spoiler Lithgow got bars. He was Tupac the whole time

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@Alaska_Atoms Gods and earfs? Yup. I’ll more than happily watch him scoot you off it����

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@Alaska_Atoms I need, at least, 3 reasons why you think you are above Liquid Swords.

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@PlanetPremRock @Alaska_Atoms I, literally, am watching this.. before I even looked at twitter-kismet

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@TigNotaro You are Adam Scott's "innie". No shade, just facts. #severance

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@elonmusk Yup. Heiling in plain view.

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@BlockheadNYC Boobs don’t feel like sand?

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#Funfact : If Black History Month did anything, we'd still have Freaknik. We only wanted just. One. Weekend. #RealTalk #BlackHistoryMonth

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@mattgaetz Let’s hope it’s for pedos like you, Mr. Jimmy Neutron

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@ThisIsKyleR Give it a rest, dude. He's not the one profiting and selling books.

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@JoshDenofNerds You're clout-chasing. @JamesGunn is bout that life, and you just complain.

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@Alaska_Atoms E very member L ighting up steely dan O n-site.

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@Alaska_Atoms #RealTalk Here’s the hierarchy :

1) Chicago
2) Steely Dan
3) ELO

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@MattWallace888 #FactCheck This isn’t true.

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@TRUMP_ARMY_ @elonmusk The wall is a symbolic waste of money. How do so many people, blindly, forget about ladders as a coherent policy?

[L. Kojo @LKojo]

@elonmusk Yeah. As it urns out, brown people have ladder technology and this was a dumb idea.