Lori L.

I'm so glad Twitter exists so I have somewhere to put my random thoughts and can rest assured that a whopping 5 others might read it. Thanks social media.

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How did @NewGirlonFOX go from being the best to the worst. #pleasegetbetter #istillwatch

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@MishCam I'm going to be 50 shades of bloated tomorrow #salt

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Frozen burrito and pickles for dinner means it's time to go food shopping. #badcombo #regret #maybetimetocleanse

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Is anyone else worry about how the @nbcsnl audience got home in #jonasblizzard last night? Anyone know?

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Waitress: Did you make it? Me: To what? Waitress: Midnight. #officiallysuburban #howthingschange #NYE2016

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I am so aware of how incredibly blessed I am everyday.

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Why is it that after I paint my own nails, I get the urge to pick my nose. #forbiddenfruit #dontdoit #blowvspick

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@wendimclendonco really needs to win something soon for her role in @TheGoldbergsABC Nailed the Jewish #smother like no other! #so80s

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Can't stop binge watching @TheGoldbergsABC my fav show, maybe of all time. Thank you @adamfgoldberg thank you

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Avoided @kaitlynbristowe snapchat all day, and then they showed it on the news. #bachelorette #spoiler #whygodwhy #watchingisntthesamenow

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Ramps are so hot right now. #thevegetable #ieatouttoomuch #finedining #ramps

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Have yet to find delivery #sushi on the #UES of NYC that I like. Any recommendations #Twitterverse ?

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@ComplexStyle @JLo @google now THATS #BreakTheInternet

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I know the difference btwn their, there and they're, yet when I use the wrong one I will always blame #autocorrect

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“@SeanLowe09: Three Reasons Why Having 2 Women on #TheBachelorette Should Never Happen http://t.co/ATstjgyOVL” AMEN! @BachelorABC epic fail

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@TheBachelorTV if it ain't broke don't fix it. Not sure if I care to watch Britt be fake for another season. #TeamKaitlyn

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I am extremely distracted by the fact that @instagram added commas to their numbers. #12856 now #12,856

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Officially can't eat dried mango without eating the whole bag in one sitting

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Watched #guilttrip today and realized they must have based @BarbraStreisand character after my mom. #tooreal

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Realized I can tell strangers relationships status based on what they buy in CVS before a snow storm. #beerandcuponoodles