Kate, RHIT 💖

life is either a daring adventure or nothing at all #exmo she/her

[Kate, RHIT 💖 @LL_CoolKate]

Please?

[Krown City King @KrownCityKing]

A reality show where boomers apply for jobs using all their own outdated advice and compete to see who lasts longer before breaking down completely…

[Kate, RHIT 💖 @LL_CoolKate]

Soooo I was shopping on the AE & aerie app today, they’re having a big sale on aerie, and the adaptive bras are excluded from promotions. Kinda messed up imo. So people with disabilities can’t get a discount??? @Aerie what gives??

[Kate, RHIT 💖 @LL_CoolKate]

Nothing makes me move faster than my baby getting close to my senile elderly dog who doesn’t like children 🙃 he’s never snapped at her but today ain’t gonna be the day

[Kate, RHIT 💖 @LL_CoolKate]

@tater_bb It’s my emotional support water bottle and I need it for everything.

[Kate, RHIT 💖 @LL_CoolKate]

My luck is impeccable 🙄

[olivia stowell @oliviastowell]

i know what i’m celebrating tomorrow

[Kate, RHIT 💖 @LL_CoolKate]

I think it’s hilarious when live nation asks me if I wanna add a lawn chair to my blossom ticket as if I’m gonna sit and not fight my way to the gate and shake my ass up there all night

[Kate, RHIT 💖 @LL_CoolKate]

I would get deathly ill right before the first concert since before I got pregnant 🙄

[Kate, RHIT 💖 @LL_CoolKate]

Where’s the girl w the video where she asks how marriage is hard? I’ll tell you. Nate sent me a tik tok that I had sent to him WEEKS ago. This man never watches the tik toks I send to him. 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Kate, RHIT 💖 @LL_CoolKate]

I can’t wait til zoey is big enough to go to the splash pad by our house

[JOLLY J✨ @DynamoSuperX]

how the hell we go from 20 episodes every 6 months to 8 episodes a year???

STOP MAKING ME WAIT 2 YEARS FOR 8 EPISODES. THEY'RE TV SHOWS, NOT MOVIES!!!

[Kate, RHIT 💖 @LL_CoolKate]

Me eating my lil Greek yogurt, berries & protein granola bowl every morning:
Health 🫶🏼

[Kate, RHIT 💖 @LL_CoolKate]

Listening to Zoey babble to herself while she rolls around in her crib trying to get comfy >>>

[Kate, RHIT 💖 @LL_CoolKate]

It’s 9:30 at night and our neighbors are doing GOD KNOWS WHAT with CONSTRUCTION MACHINERY in their FRONT YARDDDDDD I fucking haaaaaaate these neighbors dude. MY BABY IS SLEEPING

[Kate, RHIT 💖 @LL_CoolKate]

Breastfeeding is an overstimulation nightmare. I am SO sick of being pinched

[Kate, RHIT 💖 @LL_CoolKate]

The amount of rage that I feel after sweeping my floor and then seeing a speck of dirt 5 min later is probably unhealthy

[Kate, RHIT 💖 @LL_CoolKate]

An auntie Anne’s pretzel sounds so good rn

[Kate, RHIT 💖 @LL_CoolKate]

I don’t always choke on my own spit but when I do it’s when my very light sleeper child is sleeping in my arms and I can’t cough for fear of waking her up

[ASDaddy @asdvocat3]

@StaceyVaughn @WomnOfValor 750,000 black bears kill 1.2 people per year and 164 million men kill almost 20,000 people.

Men are clearly much more deadly than bears.