Text me saying "Girl, I haven't seen you in forever. I started selling (insert product I don't want here) and I think you would LOVE it." I will 👻 you so fast!
Here's a tip: DON'T.
I don't send you a link to my latest blog post asking you to click a link and make a purchase.
@greetabl I am blowing up your social until you give me an update on gifts ordered for Christmas. I am baffled by the lack of communication and support.
Last night around 2:30 a.m. our toddler exclaimed at the top of his lungs “I don’t know the words!”
Me neither little buddy. Me neither.
Life is a song and sometimes I don’t know the words.
I am getting word that people are driving in the emergency lane northbound on I-35 near Edmond. DO NOT DO THAT. You are keeping first responders from accessing the fires! #OKFire#OKWx@KOCOdamonlane@MikeMorganKFOR@tornadopayne
LOGAN CO.: NB and SB I-35 are closed between Waterloo Rd. (mm 146) and Seward Rd. (mm 151) south of Guthrie due to a grassfire. Motorists are advised to avoid the area while crews respond and to never drive into smoke. #okwx
@irbybandman This makes my heart break! Your mom was also an incredible teacher. I can only imagine that you too were caring, compassionate and incredibly kind to all of your students.
Oklahoma is a scary place right now.
Folks, you all know 12 years is not enough to win the economic competition for the 21st Century.
If you want America to have the best-educated workforce, let’s finish the job on pre-school for 3- and 4-year-olds.
And give public school teachers a raise.
@crohnsmomma @CareDotCom I am one step away from that. I paid my caregiver on the 16. It has been drafted from my account. My caregiver has still not been payed. Really cute. I have took all of the steps they have provided via live chat. And the 1-800 # I got from my bank statement hangs up on you. 🤔
@LaughterAndJoy@CareDotCom They are the worst! I have been trying to resolve an issue for going on two weeks now. I am about to file fraud charges with my bank!
The new @Beyonce album is making Friday possible.
Two songs in and I am feeling it!!! Cozy is the self-lovin’ confidence queen jam I didn’t know I needed.
This bitch is cozy!
I wonder if people call me a baby murder behind my back since I had an “abortion.” 🤔
Alt text: my wanted baby died inside of me and had to be removed by surgery (D&C) so I didn’t die from an infection.