🟠WATCH: Danny Dyer says he "doesn't know" who Andy Burnham is
"Who is he? Did anyone vote for him? Because I didn't vote for him. I think we've had successive Prime Ministers that are c*nts. End of. Put that on the f*cking BBC"
As Jewish communities across London mark Yom Kippur, I'm thinking of those carrying loss, worry or fear, and reaffirming my commitment to making our city a place where Jewish Londoners can feel safe and be safe.
Additional Met officers will be on patrol around synagogues and local communities to reassure Jewish Londoners and to make sure they can observe this important period safely and with confidence.
Dear muslims of the UK,
My family and I have decided to move to a Muslim country. We haven’t picked which one yet — we’re still shopping for the best benefits package.
Obviously, all my neighbours want to come too. And their neighbours. And their mates. And their mates’ mates. Before you know it, half of Britain will be turning up with suitcases and a vague sense of entitlement.
As a large Christian community, we’ll need a few small adjustments:
Please start building churches immediately. Proper ones with bells. Loud bells.
We’ll also need certain streets closed once a year for our processions. Don’t worry, it’s not five times a day — we’re not animals.
Every supermarket must stock proper pork, bacon, sausages, and baked beans. We are a minority now, so you’ll just have to be understanding and accommodating of our way of life.
We’re bringing all the dogs. Expect many happy Labradors shitting on your pavements. You’ll need dog parks, and you’ll need to smile while we walk them past your mosques.
While we’re at it, your religious holidays are a bit… much. They might offend the Christian community, so we’d appreciate it if you could quietly bin them. Thanks.
In schools and workplaces, our children and staff must be allowed to wear large crucifixes, eat ham sandwiches in the canteen, and generally radiate Christian vibes without anyone clutching their pearls. We also demand prayer rooms in every building, plus translators because we can’t be bothered learning Arabic.
If any of this is refused, please send a list of police station addresses so we can report you for discrimination,christianophobia , and general nastiness.
One more thing: if my kids burn your flag because England just won at football, please be understanding. I’ll give them a really stern telling-off. Maybe even make them write “sorry” 50 times.
Finally, we’d like generous benefits, free housing, and pocket money while we “integrate” over the next three generations. Work is optional, obviously also, we wish to drink alcohol and occasionally gamble on the horses. And in good weather we like to go topless. Please bear with us. You will get used to it.
Appreciate your tolerance in advance. After all, diversity is our strength!
Yours faithfully,
A Very Reasonable Christian
TOGETHER FOR THE CHILDREN OF GREAT BRITAIN
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On the 26th of September The Football Lads Alliance will be holding a demo in London to show their support for survivors of child sexual exploitation and abuse.
Give a voice to the voiceless.
Be there.
Very soon we will have a national network of British lads, ready to send a very clear message.
Isaiah 6:8 - Then I heard the voice of the Lord saying, “Whom shall I send? And who will go for us?” And I said, “Here am I. Send me!”
Where Men Gather, Strength Rises 🏴🇬🇧✝️
🚨 BREAKING: Nigel Farage confirms he is open to a deal with Rupert Lowe and Restore Britain
"You could see a situation where Restore... could do us great harm. If it was the offer of a deal, it came in a very unusual way. I have responded with an open mind"
The Greater Manchester result showed what Restore Britain can deliver.
The next step is how we maximise the chances of delivering the change Britain needs - it means putting personal differences aside.
That is why today I am making a public offer to Nigel Farage and Reform UK.