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Stay at home Dad, Social Pariah, Daytime Drinker... 60% of my kids are OK... I have 5 kids, not boasting just pointing out I've had sex at least 5 times...

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Just had a 10 minute argument about the importance wearing pants in public with a 5yo

She won, today I wear pants when I take her to school

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@piersmorgan Maybe… Just play Travball?

Pick one name out of a hat and go “Get it son”, everyone else just be smart…

But only the guy with the best moustaches get their names in the hat

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Damn Carey… Although Kawaja still would have reviewed that #ashes25

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So… no Martin sin bin? #NRLBroncosPanthers

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He fucking dropped it!!!! #NRLBroncosPanthers

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“Ill discipline”…… Ah, ok…….. Also from the AFL’s PR department, It’s been clarified Mason cox ISN’T a fuckwit
#AFLGF #Freekickgeelong

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HT | We've got a good one, folks. First Grand Final with scores level at the main break since 1909!

Feel like the Lions are on top, but ill-discipline has kept Geelong in it (17 free kicks to 4).

📝 #AFLGF LIVE https://t.co/xUfGhBRBmK
🔢 MATCH CENTRE https://t.co/4gCgwf8E7i

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Umpires have a record of betting on and fixing matches lately…

Generally they were a bit more subtle about it previously though #AFLGF

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NRL seriously in Phil Goulds pocket these days… This is a bit embarrassing at this point 🤣 #NRLBulldogsBroncos

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This is a complete con job #StateOfOrigin

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Are we doing #FreeKickSwans yet?

Or just accepting there’s no free against?
#AFLSwansPower

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Least South Australia’s putting up a fight… @SACricketTeams #AUSvIND

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Can’t actually believe what is happening…

Not even subtle bias… WOW 😂😂😂

#AFLPortHawks

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RICHO: Optical illusion?!?!

Asshat!!

#AFLPortHawks

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This game is rigged haha #AFLPortHawks

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Persistance or assistance BT…. #AFLPortHawks

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Didn’t even need the green men’s help there
#AFLPortHawks

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Close your eyes and listen to the commentary… nope you’re wrong, Carlton aren’t actually dominating, lions are smashing them…

Fricken vic lovefest #AFLLionsBlues

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C’mon @AndyMaherDFA … Let’s get a shout out for the 🍐
#AFLFreoPower

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How you going Carlton / 🍐-bandwagon fans?!
#AFLFreoPower

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@AdrianFry23 @GerardWhateley @barrettdamian @ncb_cfc Tell me you’ve never played competitive sport without telling me you never played.

These guys have a natural instinct to try and win regardless. Shame, if your mum would’ve let you play, you’d get it.

#AFLFreoPower

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Hey Blues Supporters….

CARN THE PEAR 🍐🍐🍐

#afldockerspower