Sal O' Llama

Be an onion ring among the fries!

[Sal O' Llama @LlamaProxy]

A universal message from us desies to the ppl who immigrate and then badmouth their ex countries. like we give a shit.

[Sal O' Llama @LlamaProxy]

@bobbylakhanpal @Bharat24Liv USA cleansed the ship!

[Sal O' Llama @LlamaProxy]

@sahil_kr_ @bobbylakhanpal @sidhant Political ideology is a different thing and rejoicing on the suffering of innocent civilians is an entirely different and vile thing. No Gazan has ever done anything bad to India or Indians ever... The logic behind his blatant hate is lost.

[Sal O' Llama @LlamaProxy]

@PopBase Tone deafness has peaked here.

[Sal O' Llama @LlamaProxy]

The White Devil speaks!

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

True

[Sal O' Llama @LlamaProxy]

They were trying to tell us something here..

#Arrestbillgates

[Sal O' Llama @LlamaProxy]

@_AzeemButt You're a Butt. And that's precisely where you think from.

[Sal O' Llama @LlamaProxy]

@javeednusrat Uncle please STFU!

[Enkidu Reborn @enkidureborn]

ملکہ کی تصویر دکھائی دے گئی کھانا کھاتےہوئے اور کھانےکے کمرے میں موجود سکاٹش دھن آپ کو نہ دکھائی دی نہ سنائی دی۔ یعنی وہ کونسی ٹریننگ ہے ، وہ کونسا رکھ رکھاؤ اور آداب ہیں کہ ایک انسان کو کھانےکے دوران اس قدر بلند ایسی واہیات اور غیر ملکی دھنیں سننے پر مجبور کرتے ہیں ؟ اگر پاکستانی فوج کے افسران ڈھول کی تھاپ پر روٹی کھا رہے ہوں تو پھر بھی کچھ سمجھ آئے کہ ولولہ انگیزی بڑھائی جارہی ہے۔

انکی وردیوں کے رنگ ، انکے کندھوں پر لٹکے ہوئے کپڑے دھونے والے برش ، انکےسینوں پر لٹکا ہوا پیتل ، انکے دیواروں پر آویزاں سوینئیرز ، ٹیبل پر دھری ٹرافیاں کچھ بھی ان کا اپنا نہیں۔ دور غلامی کو یہ شاندار وراثت سمجھ کر مناتے ہیں۔اگر قوم کی آزادی میں اس فوج کا رتی برابر بھی کردار ہوتا تو یہ سبھی نشانیاں لعنت کا طوق سمجھتے ہوئے اتار پھینکی جاتیں۔

اور اس کمرے میں آپ بھی موجود ہیں۔ آپ کو وہ بھی دکھائی نہیں دیا۔ آپ نے جالی دار نماز والی ٹوپی پہن رکھی ہے۔ آپ نے واسکٹ پہن رکھی ہے۔ آپ نے سفید شلوار قیمض پہن رکھی ہے۔ جب صاحب لوگ ، بھورے رنگ کے صاحب لوگ کھانا کھا رہے ہوں تو ایک عدد غلام، غلامانہ کپڑے پہن کر ، غلاموں کی طرح کمرے میں کھڑا ہونا چاہیے تاکہ صاحب لوگ مکمل تاثر لے سکیں کہ وہ چکوال کے اعوان نہیں بلکہ ایلڈر شاٹ کے ٹامی ہیں۔

[Sal O' Llama @LlamaProxy]

@faizannriaz That's dude has to be the only "comedian" jiss per banay huay jokes are funnier than his own material. 😭

[Sal O' Llama @LlamaProxy]

No one will identify us as Indians now.
Best thing WB has done so fat.

[The Blank Page Official @PageBlank]

🚨 The World Bank has reclassified Pakistan from South Asia to its Middle East and North Africa region, effective from 1 July 2025.

[Sal O' Llama @LlamaProxy]

@TheSaadKaiser Mfer, even you can't speak against your own government. If you don't believe me, try saying something true about the top guy and you'll find out.
Fkn moron.

[Sal O' Llama @LlamaProxy]

@ZebAmin01 Phuddu qoum. Phuddu priorities. L mindset.

[Sal O' Llama @LlamaProxy]

@high_hopeful These so called influencers are only good at doing copy paste content in the name of "comedy". They do not have any originality or creativity to begin with. So these kinda low talent people are easily available to become regime's mouthpiece. They'll do it gladly.

[Sal O' Llama @LlamaProxy]

All this tech and still paying taxes to pedophiles..

[MERICA MEMED @Mericamemed]

The amount of money in that rifle is insane

[Kia 🧸ྀི @xevekiah]

DNA is really so crazy. Have y’all heard that story about the woman who had a baby with her husband, but when he got a DNA test, it said he wasn’t the father? The mother insisted he was the dad, so they repeated the test multiple times, and it kept saying the same thing. It later came out that, based on the DNA results, he wasn’t the father… but the uncle of the child. Which made no sense because he was an only child. After more extensive testing, they discovered the husband was actually a chimera, meaning he had absorbed his twin in the womb and carried two sets of DNA. So basically… the baby was biologically his twin brother’s child, even though he was the one who fathered it.

[Sal O' Llama @LlamaProxy]

Cloud and sun magic.

[Sal O' Llama @LlamaProxy]

@RebelByThought Why is this idiot speaking like he's from New York or something.??
He's a chawal from Faisalabad. 😂

[Sal O' Llama @LlamaProxy]

My 5yo discovered Michele Jackson on YouTube and he's immediately a massive fan.
I guess MJ is the one for generations.

[Enkidu Reborn @enkidureborn]

Hello, @JaneMarriottUK

A few years from now, you will quietly retire into the comfort and luxury of a grand house somewhere on the outskirts of the city. Sitting there, you will probably write a book or two. You will speak to your own people about your experiences and the memories you choose to preserve, and you will make a great effort to present yourself as a person of high moral character, a saviour of democracy, a champion of human rights, and one of Britain's finest representatives!

But today, I want to say something not only to you, but also to the people of your country: that there is, in truth, no real difference between you and the dictators of the Third World. You do NOT stand for higher moral principles; you embody the most base, abysmal, and shameful kind of politics! Those who crush democracy, blatantly violate human rights, and take innocent lives serve as your instruments. And in your bid to keep a Third World nation (read Pakistan) within your grasp, you have resorted to every imaginable form of brutality!

There is blood on your hands; your record is stained. Your conscience MUST carry a heavy burden! Long before you, your country's representatives have been doing precisely the same thing to Third World nations for centuries. And even now, you yourself are nothing but a mere pawn of a country more powerful than your own!

If I remain alive, then wherever I come across your lectures, your writings, or your speeches, I will remind you again and again: never fall under the illusion that you are a good human being, and never forget the sordid part you played in sustaining a fascist, tyrannical regime!

Adieu!