Desireé!

Dream girl 💌 I can do anything I want

[Desireé! @llDesAllTheTime]

When your livelihood depends on a woman in Indiana continuing to like you >>>

[Desireé! @llDesAllTheTime]

Smiling and practicing small talk in the car because my boss is in town today

[meredith @midi_wizard]

some at this restaurant is talking about American Psycho but keeps calling him Jason Bateman

[via @atrophicbtrfly]

i think i'd get kicked off love island for trying to make the guys kiss too many times

[Desireé! @llDesAllTheTime]

I'm looking to speak with them and get this whole thing sorted out

[Desireé! @llDesAllTheTime]

We need to get to the bottom of whose bell do I hear on the square and why does it toll on the 55th minute instead of the top of the hour?

[david @davidashtn]

i think i would have like disclosure day a bit more if instead of being a cybersecurity employee, josh o'connor's character was actually a washed-up tennis player facing off against his childhood best friend in a regional challenger

[Desireé! @llDesAllTheTime]

@brnagnbstrd I wanna see everyone's parents regardless

[Desireé! @llDesAllTheTime]

Hit me up

[Desireé! @llDesAllTheTime]

Do any redheaded men out there want to be in a movie

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

Being Nauseous and Scared as Fuck and Quickly Becoming Deeply and Very Religious and then Throwing Up and then immediately Reverting back to Atheism

[Desireé! @llDesAllTheTime]

@three6gothia I'm sick with jealousy

[Desireé! @llDesAllTheTime]

Denton Municipal Court just hit me with a "yay!!"

[Desireé! @llDesAllTheTime]

Wine and Nymphomaniac: Vol II

[Desireé! @llDesAllTheTime]

Asking my boss for a credit limit increase for the 2nd time this month

[Desireé! @llDesAllTheTime]

Since yall wanna be assholes for Steven. Woody dies in Toy Story 5

And I’m not even joking

[Desireé! @llDesAllTheTime]

Disclosure Day leaving imax after a week for a children's film is so insane

[Desireé! @llDesAllTheTime]

@minnow311 Real shit

[mj ★ @minnow311]

Desireécore

[Desireé! @llDesAllTheTime]

I feel amazing