Luke Lizenby

[Brooks Wheelan @brookswheelan]

Driving isn't even in the top 5 things I'm thinking about when I'm driving.

[Luke Lizenby @LLizenby]

So I'm in the Yum Center for the 1st time, the ceiling is a little bare. They should try to get some banners to hang up or something.

[Matt Mira @MattMira]

Look on the bright side Aaron Hernandez, you've gone almost 6 hours without being connected to another murder.

[Luke Lizenby @LLizenby]

@Walker_Stalkers Rise of Governor was great!! Didn't see the ending coming

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

If we took all the guns out of video games, Oregon Trail would just be about some poor family dying of dysentery while their oxen drown.

[Luke Lizenby @LLizenby]

@Jeremy_Mathes I'm gonna try to get off for #DerbyCityComicCon this year, have you checked out the one coming up in Lexington soon?

[Luke Lizenby @LLizenby]

@Jeremy_Mathes @WalkingDead_AMC Best Show on TV right now

[Robert Kirkman @RobertKirkman]

East coasters (and people who watch the east coast feed) awesome, right? @ScottMGimple totally killed on this episode.

[Luke Lizenby @LLizenby]

Crazy Morgan!!!! #TheWalkingDead

[Luke Lizenby @LLizenby]

God bless Harbor Freight

[Luke Lizenby @LLizenby]

What the hell Tyrese? #TheWalkingDead

[Luke Lizenby @LLizenby]

Make yourself a zombie before The Walking Dead returns on February 10 in the US & Canada! Go to http://t.co/V6theXhi https://t.co/b4FAo30f

[Luke Lizenby @LLizenby]

"@jonlajoiecomedy: An adult luring random kids on to his property with candy is only illegal 364 days a year."

[Luke Lizenby @LLizenby]

@SamuelLJackson As a Cowboys fan, I've come to accept Romo will fumble or toss an INT at the worst possible time in every single close game.

[Valiant Entertainment @ValiantComics]

J. Michael Straczynski To Write Film Based On Valiant Comic ‘Shadowman’ http://t.co/aoHWbhzw via @nikkifinke

[Luke Lizenby @LLizenby]

"@nickkroll: I'm very uncomfortable w/ Peyton Manning calling Papa John "Papa"."

[Glenn Howerton @GlennHowerton]

Boom!! RT @ThatPacerGuyDQ9: Walking from Louisville 2 Indy 2 raise $ 4 a friend fighting bone marrow cancer. http://t.co/uFl7JZSw

[Luke Lizenby @LLizenby]

having a severe hangover @ 230 sucks major balls