Fappy Gilmore

New Age Soul-Musician-Singer-Producer-Capricorn-Twin follow me on IG @Lloyd_Alexander

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Hmmmm...

Might light the grill in the yard today. Too nice not to

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DJ Khaled didnt have any friends to tell him "bro ur not funny"
& it shows.

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I want a puppy! Who's got the litter??👀

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What temperature is your thermostat on?

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Here yall go. Talkin bout the same thing again....

#immaheadout

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This love for seltzer water and peanut butter on my pancakes certainly came from my dad.
#RIPDADDY

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Do Halal tacos exist? Because if they don't they need to ASAP!!!

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Everything in moderation

Canada dry canned ginger ale included...

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At this point,
"yo mama jokes" should be considered "offensive"
#sticksandstones

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This lady looked into her son's eyes and told him "you're adopted"
If my wife doesn't have that kind of humor we ain't lasting!!

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So yeah I didnt know cheese could be fried and taste like pancakes #thankyouPuertoRico

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And ppl wonder why I carry everyday...

#wontbeme

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Peco bill bout to be as high as Kensington.

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Apparently My leather seats give free skin graphs when u park in the sun.

#thankgodforac

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Anyone have a car dolly or trailer I can borrow ASAP hmu

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Can you finance a classic car??

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My First time going to the roots picnic. This should be fun!

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Great. Now I need 2 German shepherds and a semi auto 12 gauge....
#JohnWick

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Idk who needs to hear this but loud music wont fix ya brakes sis....we hear them both

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Make turn signals great again.....