LXXIIGülf™

Parody Account

Disappointed in Pro Golf

Home Course: Hilo Municipal

Currently an 8.1 Hdcp Updated 5/1/26

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@BryanTweed16 I'll pin this tweet. 👊🤙
Only because I didn't see soothsayer in your bio.

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@GolfChannel Relief into a fairway from the rough is just stupid.

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@chris_cdp @amyklobuchar There's another country quietly getting 38 billion over a ten year period... But sure, Ukraine.

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@JohnnyForeRight @TheIndianaPizza Has the DiFara frozen pizzas made it to your local Target yet? They are by Fara the best frozen pizza I've had.🤣

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@BogeyBones Right up there with people that order a burger with no bun.

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@YipStrickler Been there done that.

I've definitely broken a pencil in similar fashion. Great to see the bounce back👊

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So a few days back I scored an X win. @Cutterthecaddie delivered. Super funny book for folks with old school humor and thick skin. Every page is another laugh. Reminds me of The Far Side from back in the day. Big Mahalo from Hawaii🤙

[Cutter @Cutterthecaddie]

May book giveaway...

Be the 1st to guess this person's country of origin and Cutter will ship the lucky winner a copy of "Introducing Cutter; America's Unfiltered Caddie".

Only 1 guess per person 🙄
Good luck.

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@WaterM82271 @winwin4all

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@WaterM82271 @winwin4all Birth in Hawaii should be a requirement for government office on the islands.
Transplants don't get this place.

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@leftyzag @golfingwxman @NOTdaRealGil @RevWSJohnson

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@GolfDigest Just keeping up with inflation...

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@EmperorGJC100BC @PrinceOfFlint BCT for the win.

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@golfweek Is the OWGR giving out points for YouTube videos now?

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There's an 10th grade physics teacher worried about the child that was left behind. It was William... He's still wandering, looking for his ball.

[William “am golf father” Flynn @073638D]

Can someone explain to me why the sweet spot is heel bias?

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@Top100Rick I'd be chirping at this guy about 15 secs in, good chance I set my ball down and putt at 30secs. If he two putts 10 holes like this, he just blew 20 mins of my evening... Not including tee shots and approach play. The sport has gone soft...

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@SirLincolngiv @WhiteHouse @America4Lifefs Where did you buy your Kool Aid?
Cause the stuff I'm drinking isn't strong enough to believe this administration.

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@AZred27 @WhiteHouse Got any proof or just BS right wing rhetoric.

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@RKaushal66156 @PrinceVajeeta @WhiteHouse Your country has a caste system from 3500 years ago and are in complete failure. Please keep your opinions on that side of the planet.

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@leftyzag @YipStrickler @USGA The only breakfast balls I believe in are hard boiled eggs.

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@DonnyRoss1872 If someone beats Tiger's 82 wins with a mallet, I'll buy one. Otherwise, I'll stick to an Anser style putter.