Luke Mackenzie

[Luke Mackenzie @LMackenzie96]

@VickyPattison you're off your nut love #Sesh

[Luke Mackenzie @LMackenzie96]

@1Xtra wretch 32!!

[antanddec @antanddec]

On the bright side @imacelebrity starts on Sunday 😬
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[Alistair Lay @allylay10]

Time for @AJohno_11 to pull his finger out today #safc

[AJ11 @AJohno11]

Age is just a number

[ENTER SHIKARI @ENTERSHIKARI]

also, MANCHESTER. the @VicWarehouse is ALL AGES. has been confusion cos of how Vic Warehouse club nights are 18+. https://t.co/rPw8ohMg9P

[Luke Mackenzie @LMackenzie96]

When your boss sends you to boots to buy her some tampons...😐🔫

[Luke Mackenzie @LMackenzie96]

As if I have been given homework from working in a bar...

[Luke Mackenzie @LMackenzie96]

@SecureMM @FillWerrell @DeanTatts95 that "smart drug" you were on about

[Luke Mackenzie @LMackenzie96]

As if milk men still exist....

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Diego Costa falls to the floor inside the area, but is denied a penalty on the grounds he's an absolute bastard.

[Luke Mackenzie @LMackenzie96]

Spent 20 mins arguing with a bouncer because they lost my jacket in the cloak room last night.... Only to realise that I left it at home 👀

[Salford Ultimate @USSUUltimate]

'I come out, look at the sign, and it's fucking female' - Luke. #BangorSenseless

[Luke Mackenzie @LMackenzie96]

Having to make a new Twatter because the twats that work there won't let me have my old account back... #21stCenturyProblems