The Laugh Doctor

Dear Haters, ╭∩╮ º.º ╭∩╮ Sincerely, Me.

[The Laugh Doctor @LmaoAtThisGuy]

@OmgitsDGlasper This sh*t right here had me in tears!!

[The Laugh Doctor @LmaoAtThisGuy]

How can you tell he's cheating on you? He went out to watch Monday Night Football...and it's Tuesday.

[The Laugh Doctor @LmaoAtThisGuy]

My lady sent me shopping today. She told me, go and buy something that'll make her look sexy.I came back with 2 bottles of vodka & a beer

[The Laugh Doctor @LmaoAtThisGuy]

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[The Laugh Doctor @LmaoAtThisGuy]

Hey, there is Hot-sex, Group-sex, safe-sex, phone-sex, kinky-sex, sweaty-sex and for people with your face - NO SEX!

[The Laugh Doctor @LmaoAtThisGuy]

Black ppl started wearing their pants low. White ppl started calling it "saggin" What's "saggin" backwards? Hmmm. those tricky white people!

[The Laugh Doctor @LmaoAtThisGuy]

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[The Laugh Doctor @LmaoAtThisGuy]

This is f*cking Hilarious -They're going H.A.M- http://t.co/zrOcimg

[The Laugh Doctor @LmaoAtThisGuy]

Awkward moment: Pretending to read a birthday card after no money falls out.

[The Laugh Doctor @LmaoAtThisGuy]

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[The Man @TheDosEquisMann]

He never climaxes, ...it feels good enough being Himself!

[The Laugh Doctor @LmaoAtThisGuy]

The last thing I want to hear when someone hands me a check is, "call me before you cash this."

[The Laugh Doctor @LmaoAtThisGuy]

"Arggh keep holding on"!, ..I got U! *Prays* If I get through this I'll NEVER joke about being "sh*t faced" again! http://twitpic.com/60ge2s

[The Laugh Doctor @LmaoAtThisGuy]

First thing I do when i wake up in the morning is touch myself even though I have a "headache", because relationships are about compromise.

[The Laugh Doctor @LmaoAtThisGuy]

If a man sleeps with a lot of women he gets called a "Player", when a woman sleeps with a lot of men she gets called, "A Lot"!

[The Laugh Doctor @LmaoAtThisGuy]

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[The Man @TheDosEquisMann]

He once farted in a crowded elevator, …and everyone ELSE said excuse me.

[The Laugh Doctor @LmaoAtThisGuy]

Hey jackass! If you Kanye me again, I'll Chris Brown your ass, OJ your dog, Britney Spears your head and Tiger Woods your mom!

[The Laugh Doctor @LmaoAtThisGuy]

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[The Laugh Doctor @LmaoAtThisGuy]

Remember when U just threw someone in the pool.Now you gotta worry about the ipod,cellphone,camera.Throwing them in now cost your ass $999.