Ty

29. Films, books, tequila shots. Satisfied with nothing, you don’t know the half of it……

[Ty @lMrBestl]

Ahhh to be the husband that comes home in a beautiful suit carrying gifts like manolo blahnik heels for his wife. When I think about the 30 something year old version of myself, that's what I want to do. I’m excited for those days.

[ً @literayuri]

when dostoevsky said ‘i want to talk about everything with atleast one person the way i talk about things with myself’ and (as if almost conversely) when clarice lispector said ‘it is inside myself that i must create someone who will understand’

[〽️ @ExquisiteOML_]

🥹

[Folly👄 @wtffolly_]

The concept

[𝓧𝓼𝓹𝓱𝔂𝓻𝓮 @xsphyre]

Ana de Armas omg

[rye @v_osamu]

asexuals realizing that in order to find out they have to fuck around

[𝗮𝗻𝗱𝘆 𝘃𝘀. @im_all_id]

The best cure for a crush is to simply get to know the person

[Ty @lMrBestl]

You have to make people understand that your time and space and attention is valuable. Be strict with the opportunity to interact with you.

[Slumdog_Chillionaire @SlumRNA_Dog]

We literally do, the problem is that it typically gives women the ick so we have to pretend to want to choke you instead

[016🍃🗿 @_Pengman]

when my future wife says "who's a good boy, come to mommy" and my son starts walking towards her

[ayo ♔ @ayospawned]

after months of flirting we finally took the next step: we don’t talk anymore

[L @mooninsight53]

" are you gonna keep running that pretty little mouth?" Maybe! is there a problem?

[Burger @stinking_man]

2 beers on an empty stomach logging on to zoom therapy

[Alt 🖋️ @Altarys_]

Parler de ce qu’on ressent à une femme. 😂😂😂

[Ty @lMrBestl]

They told me not to fall in love that shit is pointless.