Cock Tales ♒️

May release my inner kraken on the odd occasion. Also, I am @thecakemadame at your service 🇹🇹

[Cock Tales ♒️ @LMStewarty]

Day 1: I acknowledge the tools I have at my disposal.

[Stepsen 🇩🇪🇪🇺 @stepsenmccool]

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I am afraid this man is absolutely right and there is a huge problem coming our way.

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[🔮✨ @TheOracleReadsU]

You are allowed to experience good things while parts of your life remain unresolved. Happiness doesn't have to wait until the difficult chapters are over. Sometimes, the beautiful moments that find you in the middle of uncertainty matter more than the destination itself.

[Kxto2 🇹🇹 || 🌌 @trashofbangteez]

I dont think we realise how crazy it is that in Trinbago ALONE, we have a natural pool, a reef, the world's largest brain coral, two swamps, mudvolcanoes and the world's largest deposite of natural asphalt.

[Harmony @papalaps__]

Yeah so Tobago Carnival has proven my theory that road march is a problem & that the road experience in Trinidad would be remarkably better if DJs weren’t confined to playing the same 5 songs/most recent songs on the road🤷🏽‍♀️

[Cock Tales ♒️ @LMStewarty]

@Stefanaj1234 Top of the morning to you @trinibart

[The Nature Girl @thenatureegirl]

Therapist; “There is a tiger in you”

The tiger in me:

[Cock Tales ♒️ @LMStewarty]

@Stefanaj1234 Well with Brandon’s Hole you can’t even skim the lane coming into Maraval anymore. Go over, around or through. At your own risk.

[Cock Tales ♒️ @LMStewarty]

Road painting but the potholes and lakes that we’re used to persist. #District1 #WeWinningYet

[Cock Tales ♒️ @LMStewarty]

@de_krystle You know I only once remember seeing it done by machine and that was on the highway. Some years ago well.

[Cock Tales ♒️ @LMStewarty]

If we worry about our sons a bit more, maybe we could worry about our daughters a bit less.

#Overheard

[Cock Tales ♒️ @LMStewarty]

@Stefanaj1234 @marise_k_j @DeoWatti so how are y’all making out with Brendan’s Hole (in front Brendon’s Place) that skin out batty in the middle of the Saddle Road, as it threatens to plunge both lanes into the depths of it’s pending abyss?

[Cock Tales ♒️ @LMStewarty]

This is something unhooked from phonics would stand up outside Parliment and say to reporters.

[Ole’ Saint Rick 🎄🎅🏾 || District 2 @dherrick_]

I see someone say it’s a mobile post so it supposed to move 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[‏ً @justjargons]

We CANNOT even afford hobbies. We CANNOT afford to go out with friends. We CANNOT afford to exist anywhere outside our homes. They then call it a mental health crisis. It's not. It's an affordability crisis.

[Cock Tales ♒️ @LMStewarty]

A country should not be run on its leader’s mood swings.

#ThankYouForComingToMyTedTalk

[Cock Tales ♒️ @LMStewarty]

@LegalSylvers @John868tt *adds “emboldened with delusion” to repertoire 📝*

[☆T⁷₿ @tumiszn_]

I don’t think people fully understand what’s happening. We’re not being priced out of luxury. We’re being priced out of normal. A house, car, Groceries, Childcare, Insurance,These weren’t extravagant expectations 20 years ago.

[Hermit @hermitfriend]

there's something so disingenuous about a swatted mosquito leaving behind a dramatic red splatter

"oh noooo, look what you've done to me" mf, that is MY blood

[Cock Tales ♒️ @LMStewarty]

Really really happy to see CNC3 news no longer has the appearance of their deeply melanated reporters akin to the offspring of Thanos.

Kudos on (finally) getting colour balance correct. I’m proud of you you know.

[Cock Tales ♒️ @LMStewarty]

@lollysbadcock @DeoWatti @marise_k_j Yeah man. Lake Papadums has entered the villa. New diva in town.