I go to bed at 9 pm on nights I don't work. I am a morning person. I realize these two sentences do not coincide with the fact that I will be in Vegas for New Years.
Imagine this. You're at Skateland (or Royal Roller Rink, for my Eastsiders β€οΈ), and this banger comes on. You just got done doing the Hokey Pokey and caught the eye of Jessica (or Jeremy) from Mrs. Smith's class. You better make a killer impression.
A dude raised his voice (clearly his blood pressure, too) to me last night at work. Sir, are you lost?! Are you okay?! Because that's not what we're going to do. I will win every time.