Lo Halcro

Are we there yet?

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Shameless plug. 😏
Fridays: 4:30 to 11
Saturdays: 6 to 11

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@scarface_tubby The visual is solid. She puts on a bandana first and then gets to work.

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I need it to be known that banks not opening until 10 am is an inconvenience. That is all.

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@fuckinbrotkis Approved

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@scarface_tubby Smash

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@scarface_tubby Last night, they gave me root beer instead of Dr. Pepper... the betrayal was life altering

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Your girl went skydiving in Vegas to ring in 2024!

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The world is on fire

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@scarface_tubby Real ones could do all three... simultaneously.

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I go to bed at 9 pm on nights I don't work. I am a morning person. I realize these two sentences do not coincide with the fact that I will be in Vegas for New Years.

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@scarface_tubby Nah, baby, you're out here doing the Lord's work for those of us who can't smoke!

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Imagine this. You're at Skateland (or Royal Roller Rink, for my Eastsiders ❤️), and this banger comes on. You just got done doing the Hokey Pokey and caught the eye of Jessica (or Jeremy) from Mrs. Smith's class. You better make a killer impression.

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@hellenkillah Saw a stripper in Portland last week, who resembled her, and I felt comforted knowing that no matter where I go, home is always with me.

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@scarface_tubby Psh. They're called minors because it's a minor offense to whoop that ass!

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A dude raised his voice (clearly his blood pressure, too) to me last night at work. Sir, are you lost?! Are you okay?! Because that's not what we're going to do. I will win every time.

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Woke up this morning with the realization that my eldest child is 16. SIXTEEN. If you need me, I'll be crying in a corner.

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This little lady is ready to be a blonde again. Shall we?

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Portland, I'm going to be all up inside you soon! *checks calendar* Not soon enough! 😫

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Oh, I've missed this platform. Time to play catch up!

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@AndrewHalcro Palmdale!!!