Markus Ahab Vurrgh

ALL ACTIVITY IS MEOW MOVING TO @CH4NNELIZER SO GO FOLLOW/DIVERT ATTENTION TO THAT.

[Markus Ahab Vurrgh @LoathingGlass]

ALL ACTIVITY IS MEOW MOVING OVER TO @CH4NNELIZER AND THERE WILL BE SO MANY TWIZZERINGS/OTHER ASSORTED ENTERTAINIFICATIONS FOR YOU TO SOMETHING SOMETHING.

[Markus Ahab Vurrgh @LoathingGlass]

TELLING/SELLING AT YOU... SO MANY SOCIAL AMUSEMENT PRODUCTS FOR YOUR ENJOYMENT. WINTER IS COMING. BUY A BEACH TOWEL. https://t.co/JDcbjpGGuJ AND https://t.co/HSUq1hYGpA #BEACHTOWEL #BAGLUNCH #SELLINGANDTELLING #WHATHAVEIBECOME

[Markus Ahab Vurrgh @LoathingGlass]

Ultra fresh drop! The Exploding Hot Death Lava Mixtape by @CoinsElectro #toronto #DaftScience #hiphop #Mixtape https://t.co/k12YOLQUn6

[Markus Ahab Vurrgh @LoathingGlass]

None of that was funny. Sorry 'followers'. More Dick N' Fart jokes/juvenile offensiveness/senseless career-wrecking txt rebellion to come ❤️

[Markus Ahab Vurrgh @LoathingGlass]

AVG income of NFLD: 50g. AVG income of FortMcMurray: 190g. SOCIAL MEDIA HEADLINE POWER DICTATES MODERN EMPATHY IN NA.
#ymmfire #nlbudget2016

[Markus Ahab Vurrgh @LoathingGlass]

NFLD on the brink of widespread poverty but we're sending our $ to the richest oilcity in Canada because it's on fire. Derp. #nlbudget2016

[Markus Ahab Vurrgh @LoathingGlass]

Everyone follow this amazing band I play for. Foerealdoe. @MALHAV0C

[Markus Ahab Vurrgh @LoathingGlass]

I am now officially a Humane Urban Wildlife Removal Technician. I will be lovingly wrangling so many critters and cruising a company truck.

[Markus Ahab Vurrgh @LoathingGlass]

Interview tomorrow... I shall wrassle all the critters. In a humane manner, of course.

[Markus Ahab Vurrgh @LoathingGlass]

Faux Lumberjack is so 2012. Get with the new shit: St Lawrence River Trapper Chic. Now you know. #BATL #PELTS #BIRCHBARKCANOES #Foerealdoe

[Markus Ahab Vurrgh @LoathingGlass]

Olde-Timey Klondike Goldrush Aesthetic 'apparel & accessories' shops... Stop. Just stop. It is not 1896 and the Yukon would ultrakill you.

[Markus Ahab Vurrgh @LoathingGlass]

All #music at http://t.co/9j73TXQPir is now available for free download! Many different sounds/genres/approaches to be had, so poke around!

[Markus Ahab Vurrgh @LoathingGlass]

The only thing I seem to be able to stick to is making music for the sake of making music... Totally useless RE: EVERYTHING ELSE. Dang.

[Markus Ahab Vurrgh @LoathingGlass]

@lilyvanilli Dave Matthews is, like, still a thing? WEIRD.

[Markus Ahab Vurrgh @LoathingGlass]

We don't do 'art' anymore. Most make ads, some sell t-shirts/trinkets, and the rest of us just drink ourselves to death. #art #postiivevibes

[Markus Ahab Vurrgh @LoathingGlass]

Easy identifier: Do you back/prefer #OLDMANGLOOM or do you back/prefer #PALMS? Your choice speaks volumes.

[Markus Ahab Vurrgh @LoathingGlass]

Foerealdoe. This is 2014.

[Markus Ahab Vurrgh @LoathingGlass]

@letterboxd lole. Y'know who else has tried to define and police Be Cool? AMERICA. Also Hitler. Let people take care of themselves. SIMPLE.

[Markus Ahab Vurrgh @LoathingGlass]

@Jeff_Minus Think it's b/c I told a guy I'd rape him for making a rape joke that wasn't really a joke. Then I mocked him in Italian. *shrug*

[Markus Ahab Vurrgh @LoathingGlass]

@Jeff_Minus Yerp. I'm a loner, Jeffie. A rebel. A potty mouth.