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Krystyna Łoboda - Nicholl Semifinalist. NBC-Universal Writers Program finalist. 2021 Writer's Lab fellow! Independent Writer's Caucus. My mom is also a fan.

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Come in late get out early is not just writing advice. It's a lifestyle choice.

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@creator_grimm Leave out a ouija board and watch what it spells out.

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@swe_zach you should check for a hidden camera in the iris

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@lhallwriter Lexx
Counterpart
Futurama
Doctor Who
The Good Place

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@jayson_smiley have you been sending your pages to HIS printer?

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@traceylyno The Regime
Counterpart
Silo
Severence
Kaos
The Decameron
Our Flag Means Death
Station Eleven
Misfits
The Righteous Gemstones
Man on the Inside
Upload
Mindhunter
Clark
UnReal
Ozark
Baby Reindeer
The Queen's Gambit
Mare of Easttown
Grotesquerie
Mozart in the Jungle

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feeling it

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@skittle624 you clearly failed as a mother

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Tails on shrimp in alfredo sauce. Seriously, WHY? How the hell am I supposed to eat that?

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@jflWrites I f-ing love it when my husband goes to visit his mother.

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@Jamie_Nash Bill Murray was always old. Even way back when he was on SNL. That man was born old.

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@Jamie_Nash "I am your father's, brother's, nephew's, cousin's, former roommate."
"What does that make us?"
"Absolutely nothing."

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@johnzaozirny I guess we got IMBd to host our resumes.

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@AuthorLeishman Small talk is a gateway drug.

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@ApePagoda @thembob This is the downside of the "democratization of filmmaking." While independent filmmakers realized they can make movies outside the studio system, the studios realized they can offload development (and production) costs on the filmmakers.

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did you know that you can burn a frozen chocolate chip cookie in a microwave? because I did not know that.

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@thembob Oh man. I've done repetitive physically-draining grunt work. You close your eyes at night, and you dream you're still doing it. Then you wake up and realize that hole you were digging all night, you got dig it all over again.

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@whitaker_laurie What about those 18-wheelers? Are you the proud owner of a fleet of semis? Thinking about a new career in long-distance trucking?

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@tacokingX I used to think I needed three. But two is really enough to fill me up. I still eat three.

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@LisaLueyLutes boo

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@FoodPornPhotos beige