Local Beast

[Local Beast @Local_Beaster]

@whitesox could use a veteran leader like @KingJames before the trade deadline.

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We all become ESPN insiders the second we see a sports notification before our friends.

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Thoughts on a hot girl with a Samsung?

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@RedRoosker87 What’s your Reese’s mount rushmoore?

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How does a blind guy know when to stop wiping?

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Bears fans right now #BearDown

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@Whale_Plays_

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Happy epic Sunday to those who celebrate!

[Local Beast @Local_Beaster]

Instead doing the whole peace be with you at church, we should all just throw up 4 fingers signaling that’s we are almost done with mass. #4thquarter

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With the @whitesox showing us they can win games. It gives me a lot of hope for the bears season. #BearDown

[Saturday Riders @Whale_Plays_]

The Sox could win the World Series, Super Bowl, Finals, British Open and a gold medal playing like that

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Why am I tripping over a bad bitch that plugs her nose before she jumps into water. Like yeah you can file a restraining order on me but bitch can’t keep the water out of your nose. Come on now!

[Local Beast @Local_Beaster]

@Whale_Plays_ @jimmy_2_tall @MikeyColdCuts_ Count me in!

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@Whale_Plays_ @MikeyColdCuts_ Sign me up!

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@RedRoosker87 Reese’s take 5 beats this any day

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I believe our country needs some serious reform in the area of public dumping culture. #crapwithpride

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@jimmy_2_tall We’ve all been there before. #prayersup #stayhard

[Local Beast @Local_Beaster]

Nothing beats putting more time into calculating how bad you can do on a final to still pass the class, than to rather just study. #stayhard

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Just letting yall know my phone line is open tonight! #nfl #madeitout #mommawedidit

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@RedRoosker87 Cajun Chicken toilet??