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Local Dude: In-Depth Opinion and Superficial Analysis

Ordinary life told in sensational headlines

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Transit Expansion is a War on Car Sex, Residents Say #TTC #Metrolinx #Toronto

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Quick Guide: How to End up in a North Korean Jail

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Bust of a criminal network results in arrest of 41.5 million people. #policeblotter #Canada #crimepage

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Cellphone, local man's companion of many years, dies at 21. #digitallife

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Environment Canada calls groundhog Phil 'Godless anarchist'

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Local dude, 52 sends birthday greetings to Jack @Nicholson, 89, this is as good as it gets.

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Local Elections Cancelled Due to Not Enough Scandals #DemocracyInAction

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City Bylaw Scares Residents Ahead of Halloween

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@TheBeaverton Local man is awarded Fields Medal for using the word "extrapolating" in an office conversation #Merit

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Local man gets Fields Medal for using the word 'extrapolating" in an office conversation

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@gunsnrosesgirl3 Crimean Bridge?

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Big, beautiful bill, and small, ugly dick

#USpoli

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Local man pleads X to bring back the pornbots, they helped with popularity

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Florida man uses hurricane Milton as excuse to stock up on beer and lock himself up in the basement with game console #MiltonFlorida #HurricaneResponse

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In a bizzarre sequence of events, the converted tell the preacher they need more details #annals_of_faith

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@truckdriverpleb People of Ontario, I am serious, want no Doug Ford, no LCBO and no unions.

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@TheMrDip @truckdriverpleb B/s. Cashiers make minimum wage.

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@truckdriverpleb $16.72, the last time I checked.

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Trump supporter, pedophile, white supremacist are added to TV commercials to ensure diversity. #TV

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Shares Decline After Years of Forecasts #businesstoday

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